Ali Khan

niche internet celebrity

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

raccoons be like

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@ItsKassidyL fuck that kid

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

eat ur fiber kids. my poop is hard like rocks and i think it was why my day was so bad cuz i’m squeezing it out and i don’t feel impending doom anymore.

is this freudian?

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@vanessa15140234 banger of a bar in a midwest emo song

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@vanessa15140234 tbh i feel like the person you were playing w was at least getting close yk

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@vanessa15140234 hang out with us we’re watching the criterion channel

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@vanessa15140234 get off of twitter, this place is for royalty only

cut ur fuckin oranges plebeian

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

MY INTUITIONAL GUT IS MADE OF STEEL

walked in after dominating a water slide to a recruiter calling my phone….
I’m like dennis rodman i’m so badass

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

ratio

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

when ur gf dad think you bang ur gf sister bf

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

just asked kassidylynn to stretch me out good tonight, forgot to tell her that my hamstrings are tight today

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Cocky want TV show!

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

@danghentschel keep my name out of your stupid mouth!

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

the fuck did my sweet boy tweet?!

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

i’m bored tonight so i downloaded this new app! it’s called tiktok, wish me luck!

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

hey which arrangement has more feng shui

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

do not call ur gf medium ugly… she will not like it

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

makin my mouth do a solid workout sucking on this slurpee

[Ali Khan @therealAliYKhan]

just made a comment to grandma that us kids have gone woke and she’s gives a solid mmmhm, sorry grandma people shouldn’t be discriminated against…