David J. May

I'm a Democrat who believes in American Exceptionalism. I smell like laundry detergent. Standup comedian. Host of the podcast “Lucid America.” Loves Star Wars.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Today Rand Paul wants to force an 85-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci to address the American people but refuses to ask the same of 84-year-old Mitch McConnell.

[David J. May @therealDMay]

@jrpsaki and @MSNOWNews I ‘m sure this was not intended as a joke about ADHD, but using “Attention Deficit” this way reinforces a misconception many of us still deal with: that ADHD is not a real disorder.

[David J. May @therealDMay]

@DaveKent101 I’m so sorry for your loss. Two weeks ago my dog Malo was not acting like himself so I took him to the urgent care vet. After they did tests they found that he has lung cancer. He has meds for pain. I’m prepared to take him in, but not prepared for the walk back to the car.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When the dog thinks the pillow has taken over his spot.. 😅

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

What do you mean, I don't see Matt Ryan anywhere?

[Dani @AngryLevantine]

Daniel Biss isn't great but I'll take him over Kat any day

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Coach K is a Bears fan and HATES the Packers.

Wow.

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

Voiding a deal with Maxx Crosby to turn around and sign Trey Hendrickson doesn't seem shady at all.

Yet, nothing will happen to the Ravens. And the Bears still don't have comp picks they deserve.

[Conor Lamb @ConorLambPA]

Hey thanks for the surging gas prices Fetterman.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just betrayed every fan who’s been exploited by Ticketmaster.

This fine is less than 1% of Live Nation’s revenue last year AND lets them continue to rip off fans with a 15% “Ticketmaster Tax." It's wrong.

We need to break up Ticketmaster and Live Nation.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

IYKYK😎😎😎😎

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

That kid doesn’t know it now but someday he’s gonna be all grown up, facing life and look back and realize that’s the happiest he ever was ❤️

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Reports from #Iran and across the entire #MiddleEast continue to cause deep dismay and raise the fear that the conflict will expand, and that other countries in the region, including dear Lebanon, may once again sink into instability. Let us #PrayTogether for the roar of bombs to cease, weapons to fall silent, and space to open for dialogue, in which people's voices may be heard.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation."

RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

[Al Franken @alfranken]

If Kristi Noem hadn’t shot her dog or written about shooting her dog, she very well might be Vice President. Just a weird thought.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

OK, MAGA.

Russia is giving Iran intelligence to help target American forces.

Ukraine is offering to help defend American troops from Iranian drones.

So tell me again: which one is the “enemy,” and which one is the ally?

[David J. May @therealDMay]

I wonder what she thinks today 🤔

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Trump's shortsighted foreign policy is bringing us to the brink of war with Iran and allowing Iran to accelerate nuclear program—just to please Saudis and Netanyahu. This is not America first.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

I am hopeful that the war in Iran will bring needed democratic change to … the United States of America.