Dale Yessak

Not that weird guy on the other account. Really. Why would I lie?

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

O.M.G. We gotta run against Crazy Bernie?!?!?!

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

BAD NEWS FOR BIDEN https://t.co/iJcBF2xKQv

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah! Because it’s not enough that you have a voter registration card and that your data is in the registrar’s computer, and that you have a military ID card, and that your US passport lists your address ... we want a VOTER ID CARD TOO!!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

That’ll teach ‘em.

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: House chairman warns foreign governments to 'cease and desist' spending money at Trump properties https://t.co/BbMbF7n3al

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Yeah! And .... WTF did he just say?!?!?!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Al Sharpton would always ask me to go to his events. He would say, “it’s a personal favor to me.” Seldom, but sometimes, I would go. It was fine. He came to my office in T.T. during the presidential campaign to apologize for the way he was talking about me. Just a conman at work!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Yeah! WTF is up with all of that?!?!

Fearless Leader KNOWS when shit is not on the up and up; he’s BEEN there!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Fearless Leader fears not Robert Mueller because he is fearless. And a leader ... well, 1 out of 2 anyway.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him and the phony Democrats in Congress who have done nothing but waste time on this ridiculous Witch Hunt. Result of the Mueller Report, NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!...

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Oh, c’mon, Tighty Whitey! Fearless Leader would never do that!

Get real.

[The Hill @thehill]

Pence says Trump "might make an effort" to speak out if rally crowd chants "send her back" again https://t.co/qW1UY4D1tm

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Sure they are ... aren’t they?

[The Hill @thehill]

Liz Cheney says "Send her back" chants were not about race https://t.co/uWqnNRlwnL

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

See? Fearless Leader DOES care about people of color in cages ... what? Sweden doesn’t HAVE cages?

Well ... as you can plainly see, Fearless Leader DOES care about people of color in comfy rooms with TV and internet access.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

That’s right, Fearless Leader; they always buy that one.

Good flex.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

@Kachur48 @PressSec @realDonaldTrump They fear not shame nor dishonor.

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

That’s right, Sean; let it go. Fearless Leader can handle it.

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

But, Fearless Leader, he’s only gonna raise them on the überwealthy, so you got nothin’ to worry about. Right?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sleepy Joe Biden just admitted he worked with segregationists and separately, has already been very plain about the fact that he will be substantially raising everyone’s taxes if he becomes president. Ridiculously, all Democrats want to substantially raise taxes!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

@Steven_Hyden Finally realized MY lifelong dream of NOT being that guy.

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

That’s right, you haterz! Fearless Leader’s dotter and son-in-lost, Kremlin Barbie and Ken, really WERE popular with all of the world leaders; the circus wasn’t in town and they appreciated the entertainment.

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "I thought Ivanka was amazing at the G20, & I'll tell you the foreign leaders loved her and they just think she's great. She's very smart and she's done a great job. She sacrificed a lot. Ivanka & Jared worked very hard & they sacrificed a lot to be doing this."

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Good point, Fearless Leader ... but who is this Oily Straight Guy of whom you refer?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

China gets 91% of its Oil from the Straight, Japan 62%, & many other countries likewise. So why are we protecting the shipping lanes for other countries (many years) for zero compensation. All of these countries should be protecting their own ships on what has always been....

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

I know! When I paid with everything with cash it was great! That was because I was taxing Jimmy for his lunch money in 6th grade. I called it a tariff on his insistence on going to school.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When our Country had no debt and built everything from Highways to the Military with CASH, we had a big system of Tariffs. Now we allow other countries to steal our wealth, treasure, and jobs - But no more! The USA is doing great, with unlimited upside into the future!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

@seanhannity Well ... YEAH!

I guess ...

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Forgot to mention: those horrible Democrats also cheat on their wives and their taxes, are in cahoots with Russians, support Arab princes/dictators who’ve murdered and dismembered journalists, and are constantly trying to get us into wars to “wag the dog,”

Deceitful shits!

[Dale Yessak @therealDYessak]

Yeah! Tell it, Fearless Leader. Amen! Those pesky demonic Democrats are out to destroy us all! They lie! They welch on debts! They take kids away from parents! They obstruct justice! They cheat at golf! They fuck porn stars!

Those Democrats are the WORST!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don’t ever forget - this election is about YOU. It is about YOUR family, YOUR future, & the fate of YOUR COUNTRY. We begin our campaign with the best record, the best results, the best agenda, & the only positive VISION for our Country’s future! #Trump2020