socially and emotionally distant

i’m funnier in person.

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

it’s been two years since i went to italy and i’m still telling stories about the crazy STD girl i had to share a room with

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

@lunarfixation_ your pores hate you for this

[✰ liss @lissdfwu]

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

mentally I am here

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.

[Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy]

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

some of y’all mad about this and don’t even have a car 😪

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

According to @goodyear tires, a MAGA shirt is a zero tolerance hate symbol. But Black Lives Matter is allowed.

[Jessie defund police fund abortions Losch💚🇺🇾🌱 @JessieLosch]

John Kasich: two roads diverged in a wood, and I closed all the abortion clinics on both of them.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Night three will be two hours of that cop crying about her mcmuffin

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

you can’t make this shit up

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

swimmin with a pisces every night

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

success should be solely defined by how many billboards have your face on them

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

thank goodness bowling balls have these three little pockets for soup

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

this is a cry for help

[clintoris @clintoris]

my feelings aren’t “valid” they’re stupid

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I support @Sen_JoeManchin's bill. Let's vote on it now, @SenateMajLdr McConnell. #SaveThePostOffice