MaryKat

Storyteller, filmmaker, improviser, rugger, pie scientist, she/her/ma'am, vaxxed, waxed and taxed

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@TexasFancyBoots As in, more sobriety? 😂 I hope it holds!

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@TexasFancyBoots I’m so glad to hear it and I hope they keep it up and you can enjoy our cool little city. Let me know if you need any recos.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

Pretty bold for the @officialdwts judges to keep lowballing @ilona_maher considering much of her rabid fan base spends their free time hitting people.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@AmyBabb1 @TulsaRazorback @ChoateMason @finebaum Thank you so much for this context.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@KaitlynOlson as a funny, super intelligent cleaning lady that solves murders? Yes, please. @hulu, advertisers, do whatever it takes to give me 100 episodes of this.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@TexasFancyBoots Oh right, well, we’d have to probably keep them separate from mine so they didn’t wrestle in the house, but let me know if you’re in a pinch!

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@TexasFancyBoots My schedule is pretty flexible, so just let me know! And we have a sleeper sofa if you need to crash.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@Alex2134567 @USAGym And by what measure did they strip the medal if the video evidence showed Chiles’ team followed the rules?

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

Let Jordan Chiles fight the Romanian girls for it. Both of them. Chiles would mop the floor routine with them.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@EmmanuelAcho Thank you!

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@TexasFancyBoots The cybertruck wishes.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@jemelehill You pick the best players for the Olympics, period. It’s about winning gold. Can you imagine picking a slower, more popular track star and not giving the spot to the athlete that actually won the race? Unthinkable.

[Arkansas TF/XC 🐗 @RazorbackTFXC]

National title No. 9 for the Arkansas women's program

NCAA Championship No. 51 for Razorback Track & Field

Call Those Hogs !!!

[Arkansas Razorbacks 🐗 @ArkRazorbacks]

For those counting at home, that's 51 National Titles for @RazorbackTF

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@rockyknowsbest Tortilla-fried queso catfish sounds amazing.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@_nomadic_soul Also, during those 38 weeks, they can’t drink or eat sandwiches or do a ton of activities and strangers will approach them constantly to remind them.

[MaryKat @therealMaryKat]

@KingJames870 Sure, sure. I’ll be your alibi. Not seeding the algorithm at all.