Noah Schumaker

I like potatoes.
@therealShalkar

[Noah Schumaker @therealShalkar]

Sarah Schauer - The Shorty Awards https://t.co/A0Ku4rK0bl

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Fucking seriously on this one, and yes I see the irony. https://t.co/LhmdnFhbZb

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I know man made climate change isn't real, but I look forwards to the day we colonize Mars and give it breathable air. /sarcasm https://t.co/ryLhtSq9dL

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What's gonna be done about their shitty equipment on the poles that supposedly boosts their internet speed (minimal returns) and slows down every other DSL company? https://t.co/UAWY3iLH1c

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We are but a blink of The Universe examining itself. https://t.co/xOXDLaRFug

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By Associated Press, Wire Service Content April 26, 2019, at 1:15 p.m. FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.Apr 26 https://t.co/tgb4gOr5Da

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Seriously. https://t.co/h7cozolil2

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The N.D.A.A. is a horrific thing that *never* should've been allowed. It was passed solely due to fearmongering, and hunger for power. This, and "The Patriot Act" both need to be gone, and laws in place to keep such a thing from happening again.

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Fury Survivor: Pixel Z - Apps on Google Play https://t.co/WqWH37ZaF7

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Tetris https://t.co/ckx8IWs00A

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It's good food, it's at a good price, and it's a locally owned business. They way it should be.

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I've had a dog chase me before. This? This is just that one moment before you die saying sorry to the universe. lol https://t.co/lIh4LSquFC

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Bill to let drug felons get food stamps passes https://t.co/knf4wQruLo. Senate https://t.co/7H0kVhEtjC

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Join - Skillshare https://t.co/R4de8awOLF

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$1 each. Some are worth a bit more than that. So I figure that's fair.... https://t.co/gFNaUJCrAf

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See! We just need to ban *everything* that's bad for your health! We can all live forever then! What do you mean it doesn't work that way? Oh... https://t.co/sX7WDiYYDq