Rob Eder

Ex-B2B-publishing exec-turned-hoodie-wearing-startup-owner in the adult-use marijuana market...so put that in your pipe and smoke it.🤬

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@atrupar @TheRickWilson

[JD Harmeyer @jdharm]

An Argentinian volleyball player has grown up playing sports with this last name and he has made it to the Olympics #SuccessStory

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I heard this man fucks piglets. To say there’s nothing there reflexively leaves me very uncertain as to whether or not this man has fucked like tons and tons and tons of baby piglets. We need to investigate. Let’s test his dick for piglet DNA.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Pretty suspicious in regards to the rumors that @SenatorBraun fucks piglets. A simple pee hole swab for piglet DNA would put these rumors to rest, but he just won’t let us investigate. Something to hide?

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@Zipcar sucks. Ask me why...really can’t wait to tell you!!#rideatyourownrisk #ahem #iftheyhaveacarforyou #eitherwayyoupay

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

just say no...to rollerskating.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

This is the worst-best commercial I’ve ever seen
https://t.co/wCS4bi9PaB

[billhicksdotcom @billhicksdotcom]

Especially these days.

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

Leonardo da Vinci, William Shakespeare, Moses, Abraham Lincoln and of course @WillieNelson

[Upleafd @UPLeafed]

Guess who Willie wouldn't burn with? Who are your top 5 celebrities of all time -- living or dead -- that you'd want to smoke with?
Stephen Interviews Willie Nelson On His Tour Bus https://t.co/bH271OfMhw via @YouTube

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@UPLeafed @YouTube Leonardo da Vinci
William Shakespeare
Plato
Abraham Lincoln
...and @WillieNelson of course!

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@shalomshuli say hi to everybody

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@sternshow @HowardStern @robertAbooey @SIRIUSXM If you look into Gary's eyes you can almost see his kidneys pushing out a new stone!

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@sternshow @JefftheDrunk1 I just showed this to a leper...he vomited in his mouth.

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

“And your boss, Ms. Sanders, couldn’t spell nice if you spotted him both the vowels,” the newspaper concluded.
Toronto Star editorial board fires back at Sarah Sanders for saying US has been \'nice\' to Canada https://t.co/o5fl9Y7P5y

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

Conservative columnist: I want Democrats to take over Congress https://t.co/o8jNOdBOPL

[SHULI @shalomshuli]

I love it good for her getting the recognition she deserves https://t.co/Xt10CYaexX

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

@GovMikeHuckabee So, the manager of the restaurant that refused to serve your daughter is a bigot, but you're not?
https://t.co/ccy40Yfeqv

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Bigotry. On the menu at Red Hen Restaurant in Lexington VA. Or you can ask for the “Hate Plate”. And appetizers are “small plates for small minds” https://t.co/rHEVdcQwwh

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

“Dr. King once said, ‘The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.’” — @ShaunKing https://t.co/OCidBD3WwA

[Rob Eder @thereal_RobEder]

What Americans Can Learn From Anthony Bourdain About Traveling the World @Thrillist https://t.co/bVBi3L1AFP

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.