The real Pineapple 🍍

👸 to the 1% ||🍾to the cabals || lover girl

[The real Pineapple 🍍 @thereal__pineap]

Hello my people I am an engineer I supply electrical appliances to people building, if you want solar panels, inverters,cables and the rest you could reach out to me 😭😭😭 thank you

[shami @leshaami]

Lady, I'd get an abortion bc the fetus is predicted to be a Capricorn. It's still none of your mf business.

[Shug @__acimone]

Unfortunately, my attraction is directly tied to how eager a man is to make my life easier.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

Remi's evil cannot make me endorse misogyny.

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

i have no problems with working as long as i have money to spend
i’ll bust my ass if it means i can afford anything i want in life

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Half of dating today is guessing if they are busy or just not interested.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

If you smoke weed especially in an enclosed space, I want you to know that you also smell like weed. & if you put perfume on to cover it up, now you smell like Chanel Marijuana.

It stinks.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

At first a woman treats you how she wants to be treated and then she treats you how you treat her.

[T2 ✰ @bbythangg]

Tired of having to rub my own pussy i need a tongue 😭

[goma @soigomaa]

Y'all disrespect women all day, every day, and expect the world to respect your daughter because she's yours... I got some news for you, pal. She's going to grow up and see right through you. She'll watch how you treat her mother, how you talk about her friends, and how you look at women on the street. You can't cheat the system. You reap exactly what you sow. You poisoned the well. Dont expect her to drink clean water.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

I find it weird when Nigerians are asking ‘why schools’ do you not know the literal meaning of ‘BOKO HARAM’??

[👸🏽 @missn0vember_]

@olamide_adee And people still don’t know we are fighting against Islamic religious totalitarianism. they’ve even rebranded terrorists as bandits. crazy scenes

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

I get upset fast, please use 100% of your brain when it comes to me.

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

Cannabis isn’t for everyone.
But pretending alcohol is safer is intellectual dishonesty disguised as tradition !!

[trennitay @trennitay]

If I was pregnant and discovered it had Down Syndrome I would abort it too.

[W @h3vet]

I deserve a fling with someone who has a ridiculous amount of money

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Once you discover the privilege you have in this life, hold it tight

Whether it's face card, sweet mouth, intelligence or bbc

[̶★L̶u̶c̶i̶d ★ @wyalucid]

do you know how much it cost to raise a disabled child especially in this failing economy, I totally agree with this choice

[nun @prochoicenun]

Pro lifers genuinely believe that you should be forced to carry and give birth to a disabled child that will need constant care their whole lives while they continue to support the party that vows to cut funding for every program that would help those individuals the most

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️