Dan Webb

Peace be with you, and also with you.
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[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

About to test out this time machine! Let’s see what happens 👀🤞🏼

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

OH MY GOSH IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

“@MeekMils3: Wow. @TheReal_DanWebb is just cold blooded.” Keep yours and @dkdyer67 minor league lexicon to yourselves. Pure AA ball.

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

@MeekMils3 @dkdyer67 you might find a couple gems in there.

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

@MeekMils3 @dkdyer67 you want verbiage? Why don't you check out a little presentation I put together called 'Submarines: Physics Underwater"

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

Back at CC celebrating my girl @katie_uyenish bday... where's the party at?

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

Brendan Frasier is one of the greatest actors of our generation.

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

I'm trying to go to the hockey house and make out with a fat girl. #ItsMyGoddamBirthday

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

🎶Girls can't get pregnant in the summertime, it's a known fact and that's that. Ladies can't get pregnant in the summer time 🎶 #SCIENCE

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

#EsuranceSave30 I love money and winning lol

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

@BdotLerm you can't simultaneously support five different big ten teams #yourenotnotgay

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

“@BdotLerm: Wisconsin was undefeated and ranked 3rd before I got to Madison. Upon my arrival they're 0-4 #OnWisconsin” thanks asshole

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

I love watching the Clippers because I love lob dunks! Lol

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

Submarines: Physics underwater = my bitch

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

Thinking about moving to Lodi, Wisconsin when I graduate! Already training my blue ribbon pig!

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

@JTMrStealYoGirl ya well when you suck you suck. Just calling a spade a spade ♠️#CheeseHead #Packers

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

HAHA sucks @JTMrStealYoGirl !! #GoPackGo

[Dan Webb @TheReal_DanWebb]

Are you gonna stay the night? Doesn't mean we're bound for life... So oh oh oh oh oh are you gonna stay the night? #oomf 🎤🎶

[Mitch McGary @mitchmcgary]

I want to thank everyone for their support! I really appreciate it. Can't wait to get back to 100%! #GoBlue 🙏〽️