Clem Fandango

Better than Max Verstappen at F1 2019

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Paint the ceiling while you're up there!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@HSouthwellFE Sorry to hear about Indy, but she did have an excellent final stint with you from everything you used to post about her.

Totally get you on trying to somehow find a human state, it’s been a strange time here too. Hope you’re doing ok!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Oh Cat! This breaks my heart just reading it. I'm sure you'll be around to see more. You'd better be at least, I don't know what I'd do without your unique commentary!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

Hello @VIVODefence, one of your "delightful" employees just tried to deliberately crash into me at 70 MPH on the M4. Is it standard practice for your company to drive well above the speed limit, weave between cars and get angry at everyone else not breaking the law? :)

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@josafiend To be honest, I’d totally do the same if I had a dog like Lola.

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Absolutely! And excellent Last Dinner Party t shirt too!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Thought I’d check. And agreed. Wish I had seen the red flags in some of my own, frankly, but stronger and wiser now thankfully.

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Everything ok?

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

Sorry to see that @EE are struggling financially and facing no choice but to up my bill by 7.9%, after only making a 6 month profit of £1.1 BILLION (a 29% increase on previous!). Cut the bollocks about investment because this clearly isn't about that, it's corporate greed again.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Our Summer 2024 schedule is now out! No one gets you closer to the beach. Book now.

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat @HeyDonnaLouise At least some series get it. Otherwise, time to sail the seven seas frankly!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat @HeyDonnaLouise That's exactly the problem, it's yet another absurdly expensive sports channel. Fine if you're big into all the sports they show, but if you're only fussed about Formula E, wildly impractical. Probably the same was said when MotoGP coverage went to them too.

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@torito_cat Yes exactly. If they set up a way to pay them directly for it, like WEC or whatever, I'd be more than happy to. But no, shafted over as usual.

[Oxford University Press @OxUniPress]

Lacks rizz 👇

[Alex Brundle @AlexBrundle]

Note to users of the A12, your Range Rover in the correct mode can more or less drive up the side of a mountain.

You don’t need to change lanes to drive round the puddles.

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

You have been cursed by the Captain Tom truck, you have 7 days to embezzle a hot tub from your nearest charity

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@HeyDonnaLouise It is very cool. One day I’ll work up to driving them, hopefully. Still, a very exciting day and especially getting to go hide in the cab of the loco for a bit

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

Had my first day on my new “second job” as a volunteer!

[Clem Fandango @thereal_FJT]

@KaydeeSauce That’s awesome! Very jealous