Jesse Shaver

Just another guy in a world of dreams trying to find his! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🍺🍺.

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@CODLeague @ScrappyNJ @LAThieves Definitely NOT deserved after Champs performance. Hand that shit over to Dashy!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

Marriage is the world’s biggest fucking joke!

[JDevise @theJDevise]

How to swat spiders

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

Order door dash and they bring you someone else’s order and it ends up being 2X as much food as you originally ordered! ✅

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@TheNotoriousMMA Sit down and sip your shitty whiskey, you’re washed and don’t stand a chance! It’s been shown numerous times!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@CallofDuty can y’all please bring back Gunfight? Some of us enjoy that more then anything else!
Sincerely - Most COD Players

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@racheldrahaim That aspect of life seems to hit a lot harder after having a child. At least for me and my wife lol

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

EVERYTIME I put a dip in.....I have to sneeze!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@tacobell Like eating ass?? 🤔

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

Fuck...im burnt, physically....and mentally!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@TacoBell bring back the green sauce! Pleeeeeease

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

Uhhh, excuse me Mr. Government, yes hi. Can you possibly legalize "The Green" federally please?! I would like to partake in sticky fingers without having to worry about random drug tests with my "9-5". Thanks
-Sincerely A Concerned Citizen

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

Damn...this wind be blowin harder then my wife on my birthday!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

You mean we can breath now when we travel?

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

The hell with good intentions, to hell is where I'll go.

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@Charles_james9 Bruh.....look at the hog on that sumbitch!

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@JakePaus I will never trust you in movie suggestions again! Lol

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@loyaljames12 Gym time bud??

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

@_its_tylerb_ 🖕 lol

[Jesse Shaver @TheReal_LTDan]

It should be a crime to feel like this when you wake up!