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[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I will never want to make the internet so mad that they get to searching where I work at to get me fired 😭

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

One thing about them 🥷🏾 from broward, they gone keep them a handicap permit

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

The bigger your back the bigger your blessings. Stay blessed.

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I got a friend that likes outside so much, when I want to link her I got to ask her where in the city she at

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

These 30 minute breaks only give you time to throw a chip in your mouth.

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

South Florida is the only place I know where you can come from one nationality and by association you’re automatically another nationality

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I’m a girl’s girl. It’s you 🥷🏾 I dislike

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

By the time I get to folding clothes it’s time to wash them again. Lord, I’m trying 😭

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I’m sorry but if Jodie wearing it, I’m not buying it. IYKYK

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

No one talks about the pain of friendships you had to outgrow, due to unaligned perspectives

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

If something at the beauty supply store don’t have a price on it, don’t even pick it up. 😂

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I got to let the shower preheat ‘fore I get in

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I have main character energy, don’t come around here with your insecurities. Muah 💋

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

Bulking is so embarrassing, because I promise I’m not pregnant

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

God has granted me so many blessings I don’t deserve, starting with my mom.

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

Working nights has got to be the most ghetto-ist shit after working period

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

I got the attention span of a goat, please don’t think you’re getting my attention with bare minimum effort

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

This job knows better than to ask me to complete a survey

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

Send your favorite Haitian girl some flowers today.

[Tee @thereal_teegee]

You got one time with me, then it’ll never be a problem again.