Ablert

he/him
i like knowing things

[cabby @cabby]

Discord giving the "You are currently muted!" popup every single time I mute to fart loud as fuck because it thinks I'm trying to talk

[amber水母🍥 @amber_medusozoa]

In the ideal post-gender world, bodily difference will not be understood in gendered terms, and people will not be able to even conceive why changing aspects of your body may be objectionable, everyone would freely transition without any barriers

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Yea so this is just the level of organization you get to have when your side has women

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

the people who spammed george floyd memes, celebrated trans teenagers committing suicide, pretended trump isn't a rapist pedophile, mocked the lawmaker who got assassinated, and laughed at children crying during ICE raids would like you to believe you're a bad person

[Emily Mills @sf_mills]

“Later, a defense-tech startup founder pitched a member of the Trump administration…They laughed about startups that refuse to sell weapons — “they’re crazy,” the founder said — and both agreed that Trump is good for business. The business, by the way, is killing.”

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

saw superman with my friend. they cried during it. afterwards i explained how in the last superman movie his dad said he probably should’ve let a bus full of kids drown and they looked at me like this

[staid @staidindoors]

it's kind of funny that mamdani has to defeat a series of the most corrupt, evil establishment democrats to become mayor. like he's fighting his way through dark souls bosses

[Memes @Memes934]

@UltimaShadowX Robber: “Alright! Put the money in the bag!”
My future twin sons:

[trevy @chillextremist]

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

[maia arson crimew FEEDBACK MAKES YOU PURE @awawawhoami]

no if you have sex with someone they become your mortal enemy for life and you have to hunt each other down and fight to the death until ur both beaten to pulp, haha no that's not a boner, uuuh

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

ppl who freak about retaliation to cops at these rallies need to attend one protest & they’ll quickly realize that the agitators are the armed dudes in riot gear tear gassing thousands of unarmed tax payers who are paying for the chemicals as well as their salaries & pensions

[FROGGAH!!!!1 @froggerupdates]

nah why is one of the toads a cop now

[Fala (Amygdala) @falaamygdala]

"Death by Degrees" (PS2, 2005)

[mae_honk @mae_honk]

i just don't want to be here 02

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

everything reminds me of her

[Leigh @leighbeadon]

Students protested rising alt-right stars like Milo and legendary racists like Charles Murray because they recognized them as the cultural vanguard of new American fascism

Now the fascists are abducting them and pundits are like "if only the students had supported free speech!"

[Fala (Amygdala) @falaamygdala]

🏳️‍⚧️ happy trans day of visibility, y'all 🏳️‍⚧️

[eskay @eskay520]

Bweh