Mr Drinks on Me

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[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

If Clint can buy his Rolls Royce Wraith,I can buy an Audi A7.

[👍 @CLINT419]

So can I.

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@RichieHub_ She's got a body to die for tho. Kama ya movie

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@polo_kimanii "and this is not a threat!"
😂😂

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

"Huh?" right below it on the list.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A sexual urge is not an emergency.

Don't obey every impulse that enters your mind.

When the craving comes,

Your duty is to observe, not to worship it.

Resilient men are not those without urges,

They are those who REFUSE to kneel before them.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@bigpochu Like mine

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Why do men do this???????😭

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@Just_memeKe Kena da😂

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@seyirnotlari 21

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@staceycutey Si just buy oraimo space buds.
They stay with charge for long,active listening

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

The answer is so clear

[Kuluu @Ummietaa]

For you guys… If you could pick only one woman from Game of Thrones as the ultimate blend of beauty, power, and influence, who would it be and why?

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

❤️

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

Crooked canines for the win

[أنــــس🍷 @malantrent]

Which of these 4 makes a woman more attractive???😍

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@Talk2meeh Cuddling with someone you're emotionally connected to

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

@Entr_dawood Mkulima,mimi nataka supper ya mia mbili.

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

Like this tweet if you do not regret a single class you missed in uni.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Skipping classes in colleges/universities might actually be worse than a p0rn addiction

[Mr Drinks on Me @TheRealAlexMuri]

Bad grammar makes me sick.

[Mamaduu✨ @Mamaduu040]

Nyinyi mko maandamano me napewa chance😂😂😂