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Ew, David.

[. @therealaliciash]

Bye guys ✌🏽

[. @therealaliciash]

I can’t believe everyone did Chris Evans so dirty with his absolutely flawless Buzz. Don’t shoot the actor for a production run by the character black belt.

[. @therealaliciash]

My brother and I lost connection on our phone call, and neither of us even tried to call back. 3 hours may be enough for some people per night, but he’s getting written out of the will.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[. @therealaliciash]

Shoutout to the guys at 7/11 who always pretend my 29 yr old draggy mom ass looks young. You’re the best 🙌🏽

[. @therealaliciash]

I’m deleting Instagram because I’m old now and I have no idea how to check my notifications now.

[. @therealaliciash]

Target the youths 😂

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Journalism classes are definitely going to have to teach the @grace_panetta headline format

[. @therealaliciash]

Been seeing a lot of, “I could sure use a mean tweet and $1.79 gas.” posts, and the complete lack of awareness is sad.

For minority groups it’s not “mean tweets”. Reactions weren’t hurt feelings. It was fear. I swear if you can’t expand your mindset, just sit down for a minute.

[. @therealaliciash]

I was born in the 90’s, and at 17 years old, people were still whispering “black” like that was something that should be whispered?!?!?!?!

[. @therealaliciash]

Meanwhile, BIPOC band together in larger cities because wow. What a life white people can have. I support American farmers generally after growing up in a rural area, but holy shit is it segregated.

[. @therealaliciash]

Why the fuck in Iowa people who have limited education, knowledge, world perspective have fucking basketball courts in their massive building on their hundred acre farm? (Yes that was a Winnie the Pooh joke)

[. @therealaliciash]

Wanna know a euphematic lie that makes me mad? “Stoke the fire”. Someone straight up was like, hmm, how do I impress... and made up “stoked the fire” like some sexy, literary genius, when we all know it just meant they turned the log over.

[. @therealaliciash]

Hey maybe if someone is calling you a fucking walnut on social media, you should start using your brain when posting.

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Imagine if #BlackLivesMatter were the ones who were storming the Capitol building.

Thousands of black people laying siege to the seat of government — in the middle of a joint session of Congress?

Just imagine the reaction.

[. @therealaliciash]

In the world of new Mulan, praise old Mulan for a “girl worth fighting for” showing thicccc assssss bitcjez@

[. @therealaliciash]

Am I the only one who’s mad that Mulan’s Grandma didn’t make an appearance in the live action??

[. @therealaliciash]

Jingle Jangle an immediate Christmas classic. Remembered I love theater, music, and dancing again. PS I may or may not be crying.

[. @therealaliciash]

Even with COVID, I’ve still planned my usual fabulous NYE outfit, because the virus isn’t going to change my plans!!

I’m still not going to buy it, and I’m still going to be in pj’s drinking champagne in my living room falling asleep at 11pm.

[. @therealaliciash]

Has everyone else noticed Elon Musk has gone from kinda being the a Batman to being the crazy uncle you still have to invite to thanksgiving?

[. @therealaliciash]

Why do small town white guys all look the same.