Anna Williams

Teacher in training.

[Bryan @matte_blackkkk]

best shit i ever made 🤣🤣🤣

[david @_elvishpresley_]

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on]

[robin 🦨 @newestwarriors]

honestly its just an excuse to draw gary in the vest
#finalspace

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

There’s not many things that will bring out my dark side...however, parking on campus is one of them. #twu

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

Hypothesis: @ZacharyLevi is not safe with blonde hair. #PsychTheMovie #ThorRagnarok

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

@DuleHill @JamesRoday. Enjoying #PsychTheMovie in style. #YouKnowThatsRight #suckit

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

Thor Ragnarok Spoilers!!
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@ZacharyLevi, they killed you off?! They just friggin killed you off?!?? They didn’t even give us a chance to say goodbye! Just *bloop* “well then bye, Fandral. Guess you’re dead now...��� #unacceptable #RIPdearfriend #youdeservedbetter #ThorRagnarok

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

@GordonRamsay, the wedding I went to had a grilled salad. What do you think?

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

Precisely the reason I own only one TWU shirt. (got it for free at orientation) https://t.co/JFSuXl9VeH

[Jessi Jane @jessijanek]

Universities want us to show school spirit, yet they charge poor college students over $50 for a tshirt. #dontmakesense

[relatable @byreIatable]

Emailing professors be like

Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*

Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone

[matt @dogfather]

BODY: i'm exhausted
BRAIN: neat
BODY: let's sleep
BRAIN: nah
BODY: c'mon
BRAIN: a dog named Ralph
BODY:
BRAIN: can almost say his own name

[relatable @byreIatable]

When the powerpoint switches from "Syllabus" to "Chapter 1"

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

I should take it as a bad sign that my linguistics professor doesn't know how to spell, right?

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

You don't realize how creepy the plot to 7 brides for 7 brothers is until you have to explain it to someone.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Report: Christians Who Regularly Share Photos Of Bible, Coffee Significantly Godlier https://t.co/tfN47xPaOL

[Anna Williams @TheRealAnnaW]

Professor: *uploads syllabus 5 hours before class*
"why don't you have your textbook yet?"

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

Take that 2016! Happy freakin New Year y'all.