MyLife:TheShit Show

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@Dream I prefer cashews tbh. Thanks for offering tho 🙏🏼

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@emmalangevinxo I already had supper, maybe a midnight snack tho?

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@CORPSE You could put out literal garbage(seriously, you taking out the trash or something) and we’d still watch & support you because we appreciate you WITH all your “flaws”. But also, no rush, we’re here whenever, and until then; stream @Corpse_Husband on Spotify 🖤🤪

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@SmilelessFire :(

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

Heheh...nice. 😏

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@quackity4k Howdy 🤠

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

Mom : you read too much, give your eyes a rest and go explore the real world for once

Me: you smoke too much, you should give your lungs a break and try breathing fresh air for a change 🙄

*grabs book and drives to library to “explore” 🤪

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@honkkarl 😭😭😭

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

Writing a fantasy novel and just realized half of my cast is very reflective of the DREAM SMP characters 😅 Why does my hyper fixation always get exposed in my writing 😩

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@Sk3tchyFrost

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

V This little piggy🐷 went to market V
<This little piggy 🐷 stayed home 🏠 <

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

going to the store, you guys need anything?

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@SmilelessFire WTF? These are awesome! You mean to tell me you’re funny, well cultured, AND talented?! 😍

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@CANDLEG1RL My streamer is going on the way back out there for a little while but I’m not going 😩😩😩. Why can’t I go too?!?!?!

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@agorapovic @CORPSE Or do you mean just like...not cooked all the way? Cause I’d love to see a pic of some juicy steak 😅 bonus points if Corpse is holding a knife to cut it 🤪

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

That’s me too tho. Bold af via text or discord, but put me in a room with other people and I say like 2 words the whole time. (And both times it’s sorry because I was existing wrong or something😅)

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@TeanaKitten @Valkyrae She’d be better if you’d smack her with your ponytail I think 😬🖤

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

@spooky_ali_ Don’t be shy do everyone else now too. Dream is deffo Fred 😂

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

Had the strangest #DSMP x #DoratheExplorer crossover #dream last night. Favorite part was when we were all screaming “Swiper no swiping” because he stole @CORPSE jacket from @Quackity and the. @FundyLive comes out of nowhere and just rocks his shit 😂😂😂 #haha #helpme

[JFree @BassLoveMusic]

Y’all Dream was up late AF on the Trainwreck podcast on top of having a stressful day and waking up late the precious night to boost Lud’s stream time so maybe let’s not trend #wakeupdream I don’t want him to feel bad, he couldn’t anticipate yesterday’s events when he agreed 🥺

[MyLife:TheShit Show @therealanonymo6]

Not my mother talking shit about me one room over thinking I can’t hear her 🙃