scrödinger’s cat

notes app but for sober me

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

i wish they made honey cigs

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

never thought id watch a porno (wuthering heights) with 3 other chicks

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

id fix my commitment issues for vedang raina

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

i went on a snap cleanse

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

this one’s acting sane, im afraid its a trap🫩

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

if men had 1/4th the loyalty to their women of as much as they have for their football team maybe this gen wouldnt be so fucked over

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

I recommend watching shows which relate to your real life events cuz then you realise how much worse you could have reacted

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

There is some grandma out there wishing she had more stories to tell her grandchildren, go make those questionable decisions fam

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

blackbear got nothing on the men i get with

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

i havent done anything but im so tired

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

im a self proclaimed social turtle

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

ive said this before but linkedin is my most chosen form of self harm

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

tell me why i was drinking wine in a coffee cup on a random friday evening at home

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

2025 you weren’t on my bingo card of life. NEVER AGAIN PLZ

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

men, where do u buy your audacity from? I would really like some.

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

why isnt there a letterboxd for books

[scrödinger’s cat @therealash06]

it doesnt take a second for my brain to go “oh he’s just like the rest”

[Formula 1 @F1]

Congratulations to Charles and Alexandra on their engagement! 💍❤️

[carol SAW BAEPSAE*☆⁵⁵ @55_csainz]

what?