Austin

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[Austin @therealaustin__]

When you shoot that empty bottle in the trash, you don’t say “lebron” or “Jordan” or “Magic” or anyone else. You say “KOBE”. RIP 😥

[Austin @therealaustin__]

quality of life goes up double when you come home to local chips and hummus/salsa pre-dinner

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@kingkrabbyp A pic w this guy?

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Literally f the knicks

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@dantevincenzo @BarstoolBigCat @tBushGaming @StellaBlueCoff @PAWSChicago @Jerrythekid21 Assault

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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat Is that max?

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@JFKairport fix your shit. Security shouldn’t be an hour

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@LiQureHQ I wasn’t planning on drinking much today but I got these gummies so I may as well give them a real test

[Austin @therealaustin__]

@talkencore I actually tried one recently and it’s worse than bud light seltzer

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@SamBlum3 Pregame beers at rooftop

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This > therapy

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

He climbed to the top of the Empire State Building climbing 1435ft.😦

[Austin @therealaustin__]

Cookie dough just can’t be lingering around the refrigerator man. If you resist the cookie dough, you may as well be David Goggins

[Austin @therealaustin__]

Drops of Jupiter at 7am on a Saturday in an empty diner… what was that, sir?
… another coffee please

[Austin @therealaustin__]

If you wear ASRV to the gym, it’s equivalent to a civilian wearing military gear in public #poser

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Hot take. I do not care about baseball at all. I’d be okay never going to a game for the rest of my life

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@liftblog Shitty east coast ski resort

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@VivaLaStool @Return_Of_RB @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @stoolpresidente can we get the guys on a weigh in? Rico may top max for biggest man… unblock me bosco!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bosco’s World!

[Austin @therealaustin__]

It’s fucking perfect in ny rn holy shit

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LAX>

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

2. Japan has some of the most amazing architecture in the world. Takaosan interchange situated in Hachioji, near Tokyo.

[Austin @therealaustin__]

It’s spring and sunny idc how cold it is.