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My Brothers Keeper

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Employed Mfs as soon as it hits 6:28pm on a Sunday:

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[honestly idk @itsonlyper]

i wonder where the city of toronto wants you to park your car when you go there

[Netflix @netflix]

Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. https://t.co/rXPFMNIs1A

[moe ャ @moeszn]

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Malcolm, Francis and Reese in the ‘MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE’ revival series.

Coming soon to Disney+

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

After Fajr, try reading Surah Yaseen.
After maghrib, try reading Surah waqia.
And after Esha, try reading Surah Mulk and last two verses of Surah Baqarah, and then see how your life changes and becomes beautiful. Share for others to benefit please

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Over 1,200 actors & filmmakers have signed a pledge stating that they will refuse to work with Israeli companies that are “implicated in genocide and apartheid against Palestinian people.”

Olivia Colman, Mark Ruffalo, Ayo Edebiri, Aimee Lou Wood, Melissa Barrera, Yorgos Lanthimos and Josh O’Connor are among those who signed.

(Source: https://t.co/1WhypY7AL0)

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

One day you will become so financially stable that Allah uses your pockets to bless others in shaa Allah

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

[Butcher Billy @billythebutcher]

Superman 2025, if directed by Zack Snyder

[Wayne Enterprises @WayneEntNews]

This is why Wayne Tech doesn't build pocket universes...

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[Jamare (Jay) @Jay2Goat_]

Wait a minute.... I'm autistic! I won't get drafted!

[Yawovi1986 @YawoElvn]

Joe’s intro was so cold it lowkey made me sad: It reminded me of when Lil Wayne had the whole world in a chokehold. His prime might be behind him and that last album didn’t hit, but let’s not get it twisted… Wayne is one of the greatest to ever bless a mic.

[Mays Gilliam ‘26 @PresleySnipess]

Wayne on Tha Carter VI