Benjamin Clark

I won a workplace Chili Cookoff once, so yea, I’m a big deal.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

There's always going to be someone that doesn't want to listen to you. Either go around them, or be loud enough that they have to listen.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Go Bucks. ⌚️#dametime

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@tresonjamar @LegionHoops Or Michael Scottie

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@Nati_Sports I’m a little superstitious and avoid buying anything with a player’s number until they’re retired. I have a Griffey Jr jersey. Case in point, I bought a Dame Lillard Portland shirt last year. 🤦‍♂️

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Siri, Is it possible to steal first base?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

ELLY DE LA CRUZ JUST STOLE 2ND, 3RD AND HOME 😨

(via @MLB)

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

ELLY DE LA CRUZ STOLE EVERY BASE

@ellylacocoa18

[FanDuel Sports Network Cincinnati @FanDuelSN_CIN]

ELLY STEALS SECOND, THIRD, AND THEN HOME!

⚡⚡ REDS LEAD 7-5 ⚡⚡

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

NOOOOOO

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Damian Lillard has requested a trade and the Portland Trail Blazers are expected to work to accommodate him, sources tell @wojespn and @ramonashelburne.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Ok but the real problem is that I don’t actually know what it means to be the powerhouse of the cell.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@Reds Man. I don’t have enough energy to spend all my time in the other team’s replies after a win. Go on. If you’re the best, act like it.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Doubters beware 🫵

@JoeyVotto

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@Dame_Lillard can say the same thing 100 times and people still want to focus on what he hasn’t said. Just let the man win in Portland. Enough.

[Capt. Joseph Daniel Votto @CaptJosephVotto]

Dearest Queen City —
I know many had their doubts, but I hope my musket and I relieved those worries during battle this evening. I am prepared, ready to continue on The Redleg Brigade’s victorious path.
Determined.
— Joseph

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@Johnson_KJ196 @TheCrimsonWhite Judging by the amount of bigotry and hate spewing from your profile, I’d say people like you are why racism still exists.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

@McDonalds The Dill Ranch isn’t listed as an ingredient, and did not come on the sandwich. I would have liked the version in this ad.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Same ole story of Alabama basketball.

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Everyone is me.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"Honestly, one of the most beautiful things of this season is seeing this man again and seeing him holding that." https://t.co/7NfBnD1gHM

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DAMIAN LILLARD DROPS A CAREER-HIGH 71 POINTS ⌚

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

New franchise-record 64 points and 12 3-pointers... only D.O.L.L.A.

#RipCity

[Benjamin Clark @therealbenclark]

Have mercy.