Simulated Walnut Grain Finish

cat laxatives saved my life.
fueled by anxiety, stimulants, and gender

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

live-tweeting things I hear Sylvie say while she cooks fried rice

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

"oops. got broccoli on the wall. 🎶broccoli on da wall🎶"

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

gonna delete twitter but not my account. see y'all later

[score follower @incipitsify]

Kitten button

[juno @junoavalon]

BEHIND !

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

@diannaeanderson ohhh not the extra Rangoons :( I feel that pain in my heart

[TOMMYX @TOMMYXBEO]

I’m on need for speed yelling corner

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

and when you talk about clarity and atmosphere, you can't *not* talk about Deftones, right?! my new personal goal is to collect every Deftones album on vinyl I think, because man, Koi No Yokan has raised the bar for me. absolutely flawless press of a flawless album.

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

Rosemary and What Happened To You on vinyl are some of the most moving moments I've experienced yet. holy shit. up there with Mombasa.

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

I have tons of CDs. I've got some cassettes. I've got gigabytes on gigabytes of flacs. and none of those mediums even come close to the clarity and *atmosphere* of vinyl.

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

@rinboz highest respect, holy shit

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.

[zac @glickzac]

fun fact: elon got fired from being the ceo of paypal (a company he bought, not invented) for being too annoying and in his separation agreement he included a clause that said paypal had to list him as a founder anyways

[Tofupixel (find me on BlueSky - Not active here) @TofuPixel]

miyazaki of studio ghibli, upon seeing an artificial intelligence presentation- "i strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself".

[Simulated Walnut Grain Finish @theRealBenFolds]

I fucking love ghost but I can't listen to them for more than like 25 minutes at a time bc all their songs are structurally exactly the same and my day just blends together like smooth putty if I keep them on too long

['CHKDSK' ''MUSIC'' @activeshouter]

at hot topic walking up behind a 5'6" twink who's clearly pretending to look at demon slayer shirts while darting their eyes over at the cheaply made skirts covered in rhinestones so unethically made they still technically count as blood diamonds and saying "hey bro, you trans?"

[score follower @incipitsify]

Common drummer conversation