Me at Popeyes getting lunch:
What’s the name for the order?
“Colt.”
….. looks at me weird
Me”Like the horse or gun.”
Is that a name or something?
Me “yes?”
Pauses and still stairs at me for a bit
…I spell it out….
My roomate “ man arms length I don’t love you is such a good original song!”
Buddy do I have some knowledge for you and there’s a better original version