Colt to be determined

life's to short not to try | genuinely no idea what’s going on but I’m here might as well

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Welcome all to my unfiltered intrusive thoughts. I’m sorry, and you’re welcome

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Dr Pepper on the pp- the dp pp

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Look at the moon! It’s perfect today

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My gf: stretches and yawns
Me “ that’s your I need to pee yawn.
Her-
baffled-”wtf how did you know that? “

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Me at Popeyes getting lunch:
What’s the name for the order?
“Colt.”
….. looks at me weird
Me”Like the horse or gun.”
Is that a name or something?
Me “yes?”
Pauses and still stairs at me for a bit
…I spell it out….

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My roomate “ man arms length I don’t love you is such a good original song!”

Buddy do I have some knowledge for you and there’s a better original version

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To armaments or not to arms length

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In need of tigers jaw tickets Wednesday pay day I need youu

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Androgyny and being able to pull off both is v hot

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Book fair such a success my girl left with 63 books 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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If I end up not moving I’m getting a tattoo the next day watch me

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We should start beating the men that don’t put the seat up when they pee

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“He was fucking my ankles last night”

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BACK IN MY WAYS

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Tod my gf I was really into franky valli and the four seasons and she said she wasn’t surprised and that fit the profile. Wdym

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Qotd “don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up”

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Cannot recommend going very zoom on motorcycle to willing and able

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Adult field day is essentially just any form of beer Olympics

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How tf does one tour apartments in another city with a job

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I can’t believe I’m moving to Chicago I’m gonna see so many shows

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Why do elderly ladies always comment on my curly hair??? What’s the fascination with it from that generation