Samuel Jobe

Lactose Intolerant Rave Babe

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

I’m literally fucking sobbing

[PELON @Pelon1]

@Zedd this happened last night at your show in Houston! Thank you for the beautiful back drop for this special night! #loveislove

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@braun4indiana WHY AND THE GOD DAMN FUCK is there CONSTRUCTION ON EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMN ROAD IN AND AROUND INDIANAPOLIS?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

That Taylor bitch on Million Dollar Nanny needs all of her hair cut off in the night.

[Matthew @goingbungus]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@_MegaPolitics And the ocean is mother fucking blue.

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@remarks Thank fucking god.

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@SpotGlobals Her literal sister was brutalized by the IDF… was she lying?

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@SaltyGoat17 What a stupid fucking use of AI.

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[EL MUNDO @elmundoes]

Un búfalo se convierte en la sensación en Blangladesh por su supuesto parecido a Donald Trump

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

I do love a short king.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

SOMEONE SAID THEY LOOK LIKE LGBTQ IN THAT ORDER IM CRYING

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

THE BOYS LITERALLY DID THE SAME BIT FOR HOMELANDER THIS WEEK

You can’t make this shit up

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@tylermsmith1999 @LowLikeSZA Fav couple posted 👅

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@tylermsmith1999 Hi 🫣☺️

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@Binx0707 Getting on a plane

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the way she caused one of the first recorded motherquakes in history

[Samuel Jobe @sam_jobe317]

@diassttt Hi 🫣🫠