Benjani Mwaruwari

Benjamin Mwaruwari, 21 & 1/2, Footballer, Prince from the Heart of Darkness. Proud owner of a 14' python

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@BenSmith_19 @scunnyblue24 @andrewgravill @FletchAndSav @Redknapp @btsport @nickampletee probably isn't though is it when you think about it

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@BenSmith_19 @scunnyblue24 @andrewgravill @FletchAndSav @Redknapp @btsport @nickampletee 10% signing on fee of £9.5m > being from Scunthorpe

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@scunnyblue24 @andrewgravill @BenSmith_19 @FletchAndSav @Redknapp @btsport @nickampletee what's happening fellas?

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@Ryanbabel tugging on my '14 inch member

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Benjani's Back Bitchez

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@Ryanbabel you got the dose again?

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@sylvaind15tin big word for you soft shite #thesaurus

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@LethalBizzle BALLSHIT

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@19tmb you getting on it tonight ? Got this new power merch. Bell me if you want in on it 👌

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Imagine Demichelis came up against Benjani ... He'd be having nightmares for the rest of his sad pitiful life. I'd bury him where he stood.

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@louissaha08 you lost mate?

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@LethalBizzle OK, you absolutely suck!

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What's that coming over the hill?! Is it Mwaru, Mwaru-Wari!

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Fly in too any of these two teams here.

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. @TheBig_Sam buzz my pager if its engaged, Im hooked on those sex chats again, I promise to go to rehab when you sign me #disturbinglondon

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.@TheBig_Sam heard you have striker problems, yet my cordless phone hasn't rang once, what's the deal? #goalmachine #imbenjanigetmeouttaSA

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The public transport round here is as good as it was 1000 years ago #giseleriding

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@LethalBizzle what you upto tonight bro I'm bored

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100th tweet goes too my Albino Chimpanzee Clive who's chillin in Monkey heaven right now with King Kong, Bubbles & the one from Ace Ventura

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females feeling frisky? Fingering Fridays 👌 #alliteration