Chris Benson

Science & maths beautician. Politically woke. Also shitpost about @CTRLFC & @Southport_fc.

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Listening to @OwenJones84 on @NickyAACampbell’s show - he’s exactly right - when money is in the pocket of CEOs and executives, it goes into yachts and offshore accounts.

When it’s in the hands of the poorest, it is spent in shops, pubs and bars.

Isn’t this just obvious?

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@dexphoniks3601 @PopCrave Yeah if you go fast enough. It’s not like 8 minutes in the bus to Tesco or anything…

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@Conservatives Excellent. Sounds good to me.

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@BritainElects Britain has fallen

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@engineers_feed

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@Joe349868216423 @faizashaheen @owenjonesjourno @BBCNews @BBCBreaking Is this the BBC in the UK or US?

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@Mrjamieohara1 If you took the Scotland manager’s job would you then sing ‘Flower of Scotland’ before playing against England?

No you wouldn’t. Stfu with your weird outrage

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Who’d have thought the two Irish lads would be giving England a 2-0 lead… #IRLENG

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@calvinrobinson Do you just need a little more attention before you *actually* leave or after you actually going at any point?

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@owenjonesjourno My personal favourite reaction.

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@the_geeker @NoContextBrits 😂 I’m the king of TOTALLY balanced opinions*

*that was my first ever balanced tweet in the 14 thousand I’ve done

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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Are you taking the fucking piss?

We all told you it would be worse if we left the EU.

We left.

It’s now worse.

So you blame everyone but yourselves? Grow up.

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@NoContextBrits criminal for having half a pint, we’ll ignore all the triangular cocktail glasses though Giles.

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@NoContextHumans Bet he checked Google just to be on the safe side before beginning these crazy stunts tho

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@MalWill9459 @bmay OH HI WILFBOT

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This ridiculous Oasis bumming has to stop.

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Is Liam Gallagher the greatest front man ever?

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@BorisJohnson Are you taking the fucking piss lad?

Thank fuck she’s still dead.