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[W @WILKEEPSIT300]

@BurgerKing the new spider-verse meal looks awesome

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Holy shit

[Forward Cap @forwardcap]

$NKLA reached a peak market cap of $34bn (currently $2.3bn) after projecting $300mm in revenue this year, growing to $3.2bn by 2024

Turns out, they faked videos of their trucks by rolling them down a hill and still haven’t generated any material revenue

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Fuck Alopecia!

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

LeBron should've passed the ball here but all he cares about is catching Kareem.

[Zalen Charney @zalen1]

Sources are telling me Tom Brady’s retirement is “Retracting”. Stand by for more news. Ladies and gentleman, he may not be done.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fox on the field in Arizona. It’s a good luck Fox. Must retweet to get good luck. All that don’t retweet will be cursed

[Patrick Lloyd @PatrickLloydTV]

BREAKING NEWS:

Unofficial results have Brenda Bethune re-elected as Mayor of Myrtle Beach. She gets 55.8% of the vote tonight.

The only votes remaining are the curbside failsafe/provisional ballots. City spokesperson says they won’t be enough to change the result.

@wmbfnews

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

@Thomasannk @LauraLibman @FoxNews How isn’t this news?

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

Where tickets cost $30-$50k and tables go for $300-$500k

[Matt Kibbe @MattKibbe]

History teaches us that tyrants clinging to power always redirect anger at The Other, to divide and divert attention. “I understand your anger towards those people, and we have been patient, but our patience is wearing thin.”

[Chef Donny @chefdonnyy]

Cooking pasta with fake Italian QCP

https://t.co/ujKEueWYtF

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

@barstoolcarl I did a 30 in 30 with pork chops in Ohio I’m here if you need me Carl

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

@Billyhottakes BONK

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

@RexChapman @SisterJean98 Parody account man get a grip

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

Speedy recovery tank

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Neither Georgia race is as important as USA defeating Canada in the world juniors.

[therealbethune @therealbethune1]

@NickTozzi1 Brother, what is this?

[David Harsanyi @davidharsanyi]

The real minimum wage is zero