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I do things and stuff

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[bfergz @therealbfergz]

We loved you all along brother. I hope you knew that https://t.co/L5CRFmhwIv

[DeJuan Bankston @allhaildejuan]

they alllll love you when you're gone

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Being nice always fucks me over 🙃

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Can it be Friday yet? I really need to know what the f is going on in #wandavision

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Cute girl showing interest in me. Ive been single and awkward for too long send help lol

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Gotta love getting those super romantic snapchats on valentines day! #teamsnapchat you really out did yourselves this year

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

I see dumb people

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Came so close to a politic free Christmas but them damn conservatives can't help but try to attack ya for your beliefs 🙃

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

People who act like they have their shit together, tend to be those who are falling apart. But fake it til ya make it right?

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Love it when mcdonalds get 2/5 things right on your order

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Trumpers are reaching soooo far up their asses trying to find some evidence of voter fraud lol

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

I've seriously had it with old people. They are calling Biden a bully for calling trump a clown last night. Have you not heard Trump bully everyone for the past 3 years? Maybe if he didn't wear so much face makeup he wouldn't resemble a clown 🤔

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

@elliott_erich Xbox lol. Straight up was ready first second it was available and couldn't get one. Got played with by couple different websites. Let me get halfway thru checkout and said unavailable

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Man fuck pre-ordering shit and fuck anybody who buys multiples of new consoles to sell online for more money. You are scum lol

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

The new Xbox and the oculus quest 2 come out around the same time.. guess I'm making an onlyfans after all

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Been working in the kitchen for like 4 years now and today was the first time I was personally handed a tip for my cooking. Granted I was working a stir fry station but still! Its nice to be appreciated lol

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Nothing drives me crazier than people who claim to know everything. Like you clearly don't know your ass from a hole in the ground but okay lol

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

So my zucchini plant is massive but seems to be dropping rather small fruit. I've come to realize it's probably from a lack of pollinators in the area. So the past couple days I've been out there with a q tip pollinating my own flowers 😅

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

No offense but twisted treats edibles suck lol. If you want good ones let me know. I'll make anything you want by the batch!

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Eating fresh vegetables right from my garden is seriously the best

[bfergz @therealbfergz]

Got out of work early today and it's the 4th so I was ready to get drunk on a boat and enjoy myself. But for some reason my body is like 'nope, you get the hiccups all day for no reason'