dave owens

mainly pictures from old simpsons episodes and other things that make me laugh and/or angry

[dave owens @therealbigdave]

@Benefitstheband @utb_smith @MrChristopher79 Probably would’ve helped if I’d given you the link https://t.co/on4bOqEUNQ

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@Benefitstheband @utb_smith @MrChristopher79 And once you’re up to date on that, you can treat yourself to this Al Jazeera documentary on his foray into money laundering through Zimbabwean gold.

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Humanity’s greatest achievement?

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@Benefitstheband @realrikkidoolan You’d think someone with an Irish surname might spot the link between immigration and his home town in England

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@utb_smith @RealDannyTommo Statistically in that group, the likelihood is one of them totally lost access to the kids when he signed the register

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@matthewdmarsden @Christ0pher1711 @Gypsypup13 @henrysaye Fucking hell, you’re on the internet indirectly bullying a young girl for helping her local community and you have the cheek to call someone else a keyboard warrior. I absolutely agree with Chris’s point and really hope your girls have a better male role model in their lives

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@utb_smith To be fair, painting over murals in a refugee centre is probably gonna be one of their manifesto pledges with the votes they’re aiming for

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@TRobinsonNewEra Isn’t that Matthew 18:6? I’d have thought you’d know that as a man of god. You fucking melt

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@JuniorFaF0 @TRobinsonNewEra Are you sure?

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@TRobinsonNewEra Ah theres Rikki. He’s done really well out of this fake religion grift you’re all into

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@TRobinsonNewEra They don’t need to, it’s pretty obvious that it’s a Christmas tree you melt. Like you don’t walk round wearing a sign saying “coke dealing, violent fraudster Stephen Yaxley-Lennon” but we all still know you’re a cunt.

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@utb_smith Totally with you but with one slight caveat, as it’s totally fine if it works in the favour of the team I’m supporting, then it’s funny. One of my favourite things from the Karanka promotion season was Dimi’s cramp kicking in earlier and earlier as the season went on.

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@dalepartridge They sound like the words of a nonce to me

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@LeeAndersonMP_ This may be the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while

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@SuzyQNJ13 @basilthegreat Yeah, there are loads of different networks. https://t.co/6qEnTOdgXw

It’s quite obvious that there would be in an organisation the size of the civil service.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Why do you need to work on the story? What are you making up Stephen?

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@grok @WhiteHouse That’s very disappointing @grok!

@ChatGPTapp did much better

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@czbikerchick This happened to me last week too. I gave up in the end. Did you ever get through?

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@Core_002 iambigdave