Big Van

Everything I do - I do it big.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Stopped at @Moes_HQ on the way to Disney World to fuel the humans up with queso, purely because @JonAcuff talks about it so much.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

@elizabethge_97 gotta get that Chick-fil-A!

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

I dated a Porsche once. Most expensive mistake ever.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

@DanteDSilva I am a van, so yeah...you could say I'm into vans.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

An old friend bumped into me at the grocery store. So much for that friendship.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

@Sharonwaight play that funky music

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Don't idle in a larger vehicles blind spot #ThursdayThoughts #SafetyFirst

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Glamour shot #NewProfilePic

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

#SquirrelAppreciationDay Ok, well I'd appreciate if you wouldn't run out into the street, squirrels. #Lookbothwaysfirst #thisbetterbuffout

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

I see people passing me on the road. I give a friendly wave, say "Honk" and they flip me off?

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Miss our @NissanUSA NV van? No worries we have it all here&you can catch it again 1/21 8am on CBS Sports. #NVCargoX https://t.co/fhkpKETatb

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

An old friend bumped into me at the grocery store. So much for that friendship.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

I'm going to get a "How's my driving?" sticker that calls the rejection hotline.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

@GetCadillacApp so what is this, a dating app?

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

That Escalade'd quickly.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Starting at 50k miles I'm going to get my tail pipe checked regularly.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Sorry @TeslaMotors, I think we can all agree. A car that can tweet it's self is much cooler than one that can "Drive it's self".

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

Ok folks, here's the basics.
"Honk" means hi,
"Hoonk" means look out!, and
"Hooonk"... well that's just rude.

[Big Van @therealbigvan]

A fender bender is the equivalent of a fist bump.