Katie'B Jarvis

She/Her / Sometimes Artist / Sometimes Tired Retail Worker / Always Spooky Aunt

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

🎵Hiding🎵 in the bathroom🎵 at a social 🎵event!🎵

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

No one told me that so much of my adult life would be explaining technology to my parents over the phone.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

How do two people with crippling anxiety build a strong relationship together? Asking for a friend (me).

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

I’m seeing a guy. And tonight I just sat in his backyard and watched him play fetch with his dogs as the sun set in the distance. I felt an overwhelming surge of boring normal pleasant feelings.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Sitting alone in the back row at a bridal shower like a true queen.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

I’ve never been able to sustain moving through the world authentically because I’ve never been able to embrace who I am. Some of us are geriatric bloomers.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

My cat has successfully gotten himself into the closet but cannot get out. I just want one more hour of sleep.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

I have so many regrets.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Got up at 5am so I could see where my cat sleeps when he’s done sleeping on my bed.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Dear reader seeing me sent him into a screaming tizzy.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Yesterday I laid on top of my cats tiny new bed (literally squashing it) for an hour watching television and then put a few of my dirty socks in it when I left for work in an attempt to sway her into liking it.

So that’s how pet ownership is going.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Pretty convinced my cat turned into not my cat last night for a few minutes and I can’t explain it and can’t tell if a demon who wanted scratches possessed him.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Dating in your late 30’s-40’s is just listing all the ways your bodies are broken.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

I had a human date today and I have a cat date for Friday.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Put an item up for sale on FB and IMMEDIATELY someone tried to scam me.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

@viablo2004 It’s with the other one. But the dude and I are meeting up next week.

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

I have a date tomorrow 🤢🤮

[Katie'B Jarvis @therealbjarvis]

Once again hiding in the bathroom at a social event.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

My most unhinged hobby is making snow globes of people's homes as and giving it to them as a gift.