therealbkd

professional AI detector for a decade plus

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@bootleg_radiio @premiles_ Yeah its just zyns though worst pouch on the market besides on

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

internet, help us find the banned fan. he can watch the rest of the finals at B-Dubs on us.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what happened to Chutou..

A border collie with 1.5 million followers was stolen off his family's farmland while his owner was traveling abroad.

He was sold to a dog meat restaurant for $27, killed, and eaten before anyone could find him.

- Chutou was an 8-year-old border collie famous for joining his owner on years of journeys across China
- Security footage caught two strangers hauling him away on an electric bike
- He was wearing both a collar and a GPS tracker when he was taken
- The owner offered $1,500 to get him back - the thief had already sold him for $27

One man's most loyal companion became a $27 meal, and in China that broke no law.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There are a lot of dog owners in cities who are essentially mentally torturing their dog by keeping them in apartments. No, your 30 minutes of walking a day and once-a-week dog park visit do not make up for the rest of the time.

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@JarredOppa Y tf any and kat in this

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@Supreme23_____ Yes actually i say something along the lines of this but there is far less of them

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s what it comes down to

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Drunk man breaks into dog shelter after losing his own dog to cancer.

Staff thought it was a robbery when cameras caught him walking through the kennel aisle after midnight. The dogs were wide awake, watching him from behind the gates, and no one knew what he was doing there.

Then another camera showed him curled up on the floor, surrounded by dogs.

Police say he had been drinking that night after his dog died the week before. Nothing was stolen. No animals were hurt. He was arrested for breaking in, but shelter workers said the footage was hard to watch.

He didn’t come for money. He came because he missed his dog.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Fat Joe was just 19 years old when he learned that his newborn son, Joey, had Down syndrome.

The child’s mother wanted to give him up for adoption and later left their lives entirely. Fat Joe refused.

With the help of his parents, he raised Joey on his own while trying to build a music career.

Years later, Joey was also diagnosed with autism. Despite the challenges, Fat Joe has repeatedly described his son as the biggest blessing in his life and calls him the “Don” of the family.

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@VidaVivaDiva Bro your the one whose fucked up we all wanna be able to see these games on national television

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

10% inheritance boost...

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@ksdotlewis False its like maybe 4 dollars

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Me when some retard waited too long to merge and now thinks he’s gonna get in front of me

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[therealbkd @therealbkd]

@Santiacklol @brndxix This take is insane cause the us mostly always advances to elim round jets never sniff the post season

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

barber done fucked my shit up