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Fortune 500 CEO, my dad invented intermittent wipers, I once had lunch with Bill Gates. Compulsive liar.

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@ModeratelyMused Ooh sorry, I'm only in the market for little to no regard. Ebay says about tree fiddy though.

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@ModeratelyMused If I was a cartoon, my eyes would bug out & my tongue would not only fall out of my mouth, but it was un-roll across the table.

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@ModeratelyMused Your tweets always make great spoken word poetry fyi

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@ModeratelyMused

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@ModeratelyMused You meant 1 grilled cheese per view, right?

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@ModeratelyMused Well c'mon how was it?

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@SamRobertsSXM Little late for this topic box, no?

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@columtyrrell Up close picture of your actual thumb nail. Rage against the machine man ✌️

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@thezwordshow @StreamWithMeld

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@AnthonyCumia Free puppies!

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@AnthonyCumia Surfin' DNR

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@StandupBatman @bertkreischer And he has to start wearing shirts

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@thezwordshow Damn, sexually transmitted diarrhea before GTA 6

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@thezwordshow

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@AnthonyCumia Kinda looks like the godfather of goth

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@ModeratelyMused With these gas prices? Idk maybe if it's on the way.

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@thezwordshow

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@HFoleyComedy Turn your key Kippy!

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@ModeratelyMused "Illegal means so little" would fkn kill on a tshirt. It has such a succinct, laissez-faire attitude toward laws, while saying a lot with a few words. Slow clap for Dani people 👏👏👏