Carl B.

The Turf Whisperer.
Formerly the Gridiron Einstein. Formerly rhe Pigskin Wizard.

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

Screw u rush pinball

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

DO NOT PLAY THE RUSH PINBALL MACHINE IN THE CAMDEN WAWA!!! IT TOOK MY FRIGGIN QUARTERS!!! Im about to choose freewill & put my foot up its canadian ass!!! (god rest your soul neal peart rip)

[Daylight Curfew @daylightcurfew]

New things dropping this Friday! Stay tuned. ⚔️🔥

[🇵🇸 John Minus - Dex Lite 2026, 05/28 @DonCoyote]

hey @therealcarl2 look

[neutralbliss @neutralbliss]

⁦@therealcarl2⁩ ⁦@danasnyder⁩ ⁦@adultswim⁩ I saw 2wycked in the wild today

[Dave Willis @DaveWillis2]

Excited to be at Galaxycon: Animate! Raleigh this weekend Jan 5-7. I’ll be doing an ATHF panel with Carey Means & @danasnyder and a YPF panel with @HenryLovesYou! My bio says I wrote something called “The Land of Boggs”. Stop by and tell me what it is!

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

I’m on Cameo and I can make youre holiday a living hell! Hire me to ruin the christmas of youre enemy!!! https://t.co/Tdq2ZoxDLa

[Sean Tajipour @Seantaj]

Who is ready for the return of #AquaTeenHungerForce tonight on @adultswim!?

Exclusive interview: https://t.co/QzD6VsZCKE

@DaveWillis2 @Carey_Means @danasnyder #AdultSwim

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

I just joined cameo!!!! Hire me tomorow to give you my forcefull opinions!!! I will get rid of your stupidest uncle with the power of my voice!!! https://t.co/s7O4tHGG7g

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

I just joined cameo!!!! Hire me tomorow to give you my forcefull opinions!!! I will get rid of your stupidest uncle with the power of my voice!!! https://t.co/s7O4tHGG7g

[Collider @Collider]

'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' Season 12 Trailer Dials Up the Funky Beat https://t.co/2QBZFd0iNK

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

STREAM THIS!!! You cant see but I’m grabbing my junk

[Collider @Collider]

'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' Season 12 to Premiere This Fall https://t.co/7BlBl76uzO

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

DAMN STRIAGHT!!!! I looooook goooooooood!

[adult swim @adultswim]

Let's get fit. New episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force premiere 11/26 @ 11:30 pm

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

VHS so I can study film tomorow and email play sugestions to Giants website

[Loot Lightning @DavidAVosburg]

@therealcarl2 Are you watching it recorded on a dvr

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

I hate that Brian Daboll looks like a poor man’s Carl.

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

FLATTEN DABOLL’S TIRES!!! He does not leave until he personaly apologizes to every season ticket holder! Make him wash our feet like jesus!!!

[New York Giants @Giants]

They're backkkkk 🤗

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

YOUR ON YOURE OWN TONITE, BART OATES!!!!

[Bart Oates @B_Oates65]

Ready to watch the GMEN on #SundayNightFootball !!!! Who’s with me?

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

FIRE DABOLL BEFORE THE GAME IS OVER!!!!! SEND A MESSAGE!!!!!

[Carl B. @therealcarl2]

Goodbye Boston!!!! It was a pleasure!!!! Keep worshipping me like the dogs you are!!!!!

[Dave Willis @DaveWillis2]

Saturday May 20th! Boston! We're screening a brand new Aqua Teen animatic about your city and the mooninite panic of 2007. Never before seen! Not even by me! Q and A after https://t.co/m15rHlFWbf