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@DogWasher467 Hard.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My friend encountered a well known politician in a men’s restroom. This man, who I won’t name, was obviously staring at my friend’s penis around the dividers at the urinal. My friend said “hey aren’t you Lindsay Graham?” and this man who I won’t name, got scared and left.

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@DogWasher467 Nice, cute creature btw 👍

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@DogWasher467

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@shmopniggadick: @realDonaldTrump for president"

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@DogWasher467 I'm glad he could finally die happy

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@dinoincrisis You busy this on friday?

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@SCShipyards The Maqui were petulant brats who chose to live under the thumb of space nazis, faced the obvious consequences, and decided to lash out and threaten to destabilize the alpha quadrant. TNG's "The Ensigns of Command" shows how the Federation should've handed them to begin with.

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@alexarken @joshcarlosjosh Normal people: hey man how's it going

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

you’re laughing. the Leviathan is waking up near Virginia and you’re laughing.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

My opps must be nonbinary the way they think that they them, nigga

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@1229_patrick @Columned_ If your takeaway from the movie was all indian people eat bugs and monkey brains than that says much more about you than it does ToD

[𝕃𝕚𝕖𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕝 ℙ 🪖 @TheLtColUSMC]

Happy Birthday, dear Jesus. 🙏🏼

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@HDaniels1959 @GreenoneOld @SandyofCthulhu You have the same rigorous standards for calling something dei that your average dei enthusiast has for calling someone a nazi

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@Coolio_Art It's not even paleoartification it's just a good accurate austroraptor. If this game was undergoing "plaeoartification" they'd be releasing shit like this

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@NickdeSemlyen Brody's character devolved significantly between films. From an intelligent, competent, witty man in Raiders to an incompetent old fool in Crusade. There's only two years between them in-universe and it's like he suddenly went senile somewhere in that gap.

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@tivent_1 Only to those who are worthy.