Matt Catron

Asking my magic eight ball who would've won the 2020 NCAA Tournament.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

🤞🤞🤞 https://t.co/knM51nzXHa

[Tyler Thompson @MrsTylerKSR]

Alabama fans chanting "Cal to Texas"...

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

@markcombs1978 Thanks for the birthday wishes. Twitter lives to see another day. However, I can't wait to see Elon riding off in to space with everyone's blue checkmarks.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

@markcombs1978 I've thought about him a lot this week. I remember all of the games of basketball and whiffle ball we all played together, and the time he got me a giant box wrapped up for Christmas with a tiny X-Men toy inside. I wish he could call me Hosehead one more time. He was the best.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

We can't have nice things. https://t.co/886U2YT3ak

[New York Post @nypost]

Skittles contain toxin and are unsafe to eat, lawsuit claims https://t.co/fuXeIQdH54

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

Should've took a page out of Hoosiers and put Steph on Draymond's shoulders with measuring tape. https://t.co/bawpOsuvje

[John Hollinger @johnhollinger]

Warriors a bit delayed getting pre-game shooting in because the rim was set a couple inches too high

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

There was not a better person to interview in metal. This guy introduced me to so many bands through his Obituarist column. I never met him, but I felt like I knew him. Such sad news. https://t.co/PVyd0UP1Vq

[Metal Injection @metalinjection]

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Vocalist TREVOR STRNAD Has Died https://t.co/9pSBiLUrTi

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

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[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

@Nike You can't spell championship without K.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

I'm not a UNC fan, but last nights victory almost seems like the college basketball equivalent of reversing when Thanos snapped his fingers.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

No matter what Hubert Davis does in the rest of his coaching career, he will always be remembered for driving the final stake in that vampire's heart.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

I washed one of these bad boys and put it away in the cabinet just the other day. https://t.co/DSqd6gm9wZ

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every kitchen in America in the 70s came equipped with this exact casserole dish.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

The SEC

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

@KySportsRadio Somewhere Rod Winkler is smiling. #HeAManLikeIAManLikeYouAMan

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

That makes two of us cool people that still use a flip phone. https://t.co/sH4dQXCim7

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"They actually still sell them at Verizon stores, apparently a lot of old people still use them."

Stetson Bennett talked about his flip phone during #CFBPlayoff Media Day.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

I remember watching this live on tv and thinking it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It still may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. I still quote many of Norm's jokes from this today. Hard to believe Norm and Bob are no longer with us. https://t.co/4kGVgcdLvI

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Norm Macdonald at the Roast of Bob Saget.

Nobody else in the room knew what to make of it, but it killed with Bob himself.

RIP to both of them

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

A new Halloween movie comes out tomorrow. If you do the math, Michael Myers is 64 years old. What 64 year-old man wants to go on a murderous rampage instead of sitting at home in a comfortable chair, watching a Western, and eating soft candy?

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

This guy's signature looks like when Billy Madison tried to write a cursive Z. https://t.co/1WOqi2yX4D

[Yahoo Sports College Football @YahooSportsCFB]

Bob Bowlsby has a wild signature

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

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[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

👊 Metallica released 'St. Anger' on this date in 2003. What's your favorite song on the album?

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

This is one of the more fascinating videos I've seen in a while. A tree falls on a guy while he sleeps, causing him to drop the watermelon he sleeps with on his bedroom floor that also doubles as a swamp. https://t.co/nI436UIvJ0

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

@cwobrad Everybody has a "I saw Timme for Gonzaga partying back on strip job" story.

[Matt Catron @therealchewy]

REGULATORS!!!