Chris Johansen

If you want to get to know me better, don't message me, just watch Armageddon; you'll know what's up.

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

I think they should do a Batman/Spider-Man crossover, but swap the actors. Give me Christian Bale as Spider-Man and Tom Holland as Batman. Change nothing else. I need to see it.

#spiderman #batman

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

@DaytonExpress Update. 5-0 vs the NFC after beating Green Bay. Surely we can find 2 more wins somewhere.

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@DaytonExpress 4-0 vs the NFC East. I am sure they could find 3 more wins out there.

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The brackets have been locked. The floodgates have been opened.

And. Here. We. Go.

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

@GeoffGrammer Double clarification - if there is a change of team
possession in the backcourt AND the ball remains live, reset the shot clock to 20 seconds. Out of bounds turnover should have resulted in the full 30. I am writing a letter to get our 10 seconds back.

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UPDATE: For the second straight game, the visiting coach has burned 3 first-half timeouts!! THE PIT IS UNCONSCIONABLE!! T-shirt idea @JonRothstein The Pit: Where First Half Timeouts Go to Die. #GoLobos

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That is 3 timeouts in the first half. THE FIRST HALF!! THE PIT IS UNCONSCIONABLE!! #GoLobos

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They can realign all the conferences they want. But they can never take away my #MACtion WE ARE BACK!

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I want an update to Apple Watch notifications from friends on Outdoor Walks. Did you start your walk on purpose or did your Apple Watch ask you if you were on a walk and you just stumbled upon a 3 mile walk? #AppleWatch

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How I Met Your Mother is back on Netflix!!! They heard my feedback and acted on it swiftly!!

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

How I Met Your Mother leaves Netflix November 13th. This is literally the worst day of my life. Like why not just cancel Netflix altogether?

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The Jaelen House free throw does not hit the rim, it is an obvious out of bounds awarded to Utah St. How does an officiating crew miss that at this level? @GeoffGrammer #GoLobos #MountainWest

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Donovan Dent behind the back to a cross putting defender on skates for the game winner?!? WHAT?!? #GoLobos

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Another impossible TD catch!!! Cortland Sutton 2023 highlight reel is going to be absolutely epic #Broncos

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Nationally televised @Avalanche game on TNT tonight. And it’s blacked out in Colorado. Awesome for fans. Just awesome. Thank you @Avalanche.

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

Best Taylor Swift Surprise Songs Odds (for LA night 1)

+125 🩷Cornelia Street
+155 💙Bigger Than The Whole Sky
+160 💛The Way I Loved You
+160 💛Untouchable
+220 🖤King of my Heart
+225 💛That’s When
+240 💜Electric Touch
+245 💛Tell Me Why

#TaylorSwift

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

“How to Get Away With Murder” should have been called “How To Get Away With Plot Holes”

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8 more!!!! @nuggets

[Chris Johansen @therealchrisj15]

@HarrisonWind @bsull84 Don’t forget about the rookie minimum contract performance from Christian Braun!!!

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Bill Walton is hall of fame caliber when it is 11PM and you are watching two mid Pac-12 teams go at it. No one does it better.

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@SethDavisHoops Seth I think you got this one 100 pct wrong. Clear fouls before the F1. They flat out missed the contact.