your friendly neighborhood brown kid

lil meatball with a christian face

[Nicky @nickturani]

If you BLATANTLY flirt with me (ask how my day was, call me hun, bring me food), don’t act disgusted when I flirt back and ask for your number, or else I’ll never sit in your section of Chili’s again.

[your friendly neighborhood brown kid @therealchrispat]

guys i'm starting to think
🍔🦑👺💢💣🗯
that i
😑🙃💤💥💨💦
need to go to bed wtf 8am is too early for me

[Bangs Are Trash @BangsAreTrash]

sorry babe but pineapple stays ON pizza during sex

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

[linc @lincandescent]

marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal

executive: okay, go on

marketing: it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors

executive: omg yes

marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m all about that GRIND

G et rest
R est
I like to rest
N ot a fan of not resting
D ont bother me I’m resting

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

What G/PG movies would be better if they were R rated?

I want the Spy Kids to kill someone

[your friendly neighborhood brown kid @therealchrispat]

@wilton_nate pretty much sums it up 😂😂

[James @CaucasianJames]

feel like all of us peaked in 5th grade but we’re all too uncomfortable to talk about it

[ian🌱 @watery_day]

severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies*
harry: wow. he was a great man after all

[nintendo Gamecube 2 @elijoseffake]

can we say boomer at chick fil a

[your friendly neighborhood brown kid @therealchrispat]

the mcu officially sucks now

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Spider-Man is reportedly out of the MCU as Sony and Disney fail to reach new terms to co-produce the franchise. https://t.co/1IynavdKOS

[Will Seaton @WillDSeaton]

Bobby p

[your friendly neighborhood brown kid @therealchrispat]

"Whoopsie-cat!"-Lindemann 2018