Not the Gold Colonel

Kentucky Colonel. Coach of the Kentucky Buckets. Not the Gold Colonel.

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@bhleimerw I think he cries human tears that turn to fried chicken when they hit the ground. The most valuable substance known to humankind.

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@kfc @espn Everyone knows you won 'cuz you're made of a precious metal.

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.@kfc Football?!

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@kfc Dang.

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@kfc @ExtraCrispyCol @PuppetColonel I hate to admit it, but I kinda agree.

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@PuppetColonel @kfc How is Colonel Sanders from the puppet universe here?

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@kfc Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows this. What’s next, you’re going to talk about infinite-dimension Hilbert space like we’re kids?

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@kfc Such a mainstream theory for such a jerk gold Colonel?

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@kfc Oh boy, here we go...

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@kfc Just cause you don’t get it doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. What theory do you buy, smart guy?

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@kfc The patchwork one! The light from my universe got to your universe. Then BOOM! Parallel universes merge.

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@kfc You know about the multiverse?

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@kfc This should be my commercial! That should be me!

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@kfc @Sneedly_B How dare you. Both of you.

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@PirateDood1738 Thank you, Pirate Dood.

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@universaleblade Me.

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@kfc I am going to make a crowdfund account to make you less shiny, and therefore better.

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@kfc This is why no one likes you.

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@kfc You know what I meant.

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@kfc I could sell my skin for truckloads of money.