Corey Zoldan

Lawyer, Thurs/Fri level crossworder, Red Sox/Yankees game time level marathon runner. Tweets = Creed Thoughts.

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@Mrstanleycup Comes to $1 for each postseason hit!

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@PFTCommenter I’m making up for lost time and throwing a 50th birthday party for Raheem Morris.

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@thatgirlondeck Did you get this at the nbc store the day of the show or did you get it in advance? I am trying to get one of these for the April 4 show - any advice appreciated!

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@heycarolynz Marma-slayed.

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@PFTCommenter I’m telling Mike Vrabel to game plan for Atlanta’s top receiver because historically London has schemed to get through Patriot defenses in New England.

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@PFTCommenter I’m driving an El Camino to the Panthers/Bills game because those fans appreciate a CAR-BUF.

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@PFTCommenter I’m calling Broncos/Giants the Tecmo Bowl because it’s all about Bo-Jaxson.

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@PFTCommenter I’m betting the house that the Titans beat the Rams so that each team leaves the Jeff Fisher Bowl at .500

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@PFTCommenter I'm making some Kafkaesque changes in D.C. with the Giants coming into town and renaming their Offensive Coordinator the Coordinator of War.

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@notthefakeSVP @TerrapinHoops Any chance this could be a whole arena giveaway 👀?

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@Insideblackgold Has there been a buzzer beater since?

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@PFTCommenter I’m having the jaguars play press coverage at the line because the best way to keep Tyreke Hill in shackles is a speed trap.

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@PFTCommenter I’m telling the Vikings not to say Jimmy Hoffa’s name three times so Sam Darnold doesn’t see ghosts at the Meadowlands again.

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@heycarolynz @WillDaBeast755 @BigRandyNLU @ defensiveindifference

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@schadjoe Is this an advertisement?

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@BarstoolNate Many people are saying Bart’s friend Lewis Clark was overlooked for Wendell Clark (or Bobby Clarke, if you will)

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@heycarolynz Not me going into a mini panic and zooming in on the names to make sure we didn’t miss ours!

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@malisolves Hi! Do you do X words for hire? Trying to get one done for my wedding and would love to discuss if so!

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Returning to tweeting with a very important question: Does Edgar Allen Poe exist in the universe that “The Fall of the House of Usher” on @Netflix takes place in or . . . ?

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@ChristaLaser As an alum (‘17), this response misplaces the outrage - the issue is not so much the Title XI response, but rather the lack of response to the biggest “open secret” on campus for the decade before, understanding that predated Dean Randall.