dan.deg

Sometimes I say idk but I be knowin

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

If Tim Dillon was born in 2003

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

The inventor Scrub Daddy deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

If Argentina wins today England should have to give up the Falklands. #fifaworldcup2026 #argentina #england

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

I’d like to have a planer but for chicken so I can make nice chicken cutlets.

[Khyle. @khyleri]

🫩

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[Khyle. @khyleri]

"Ma'am, we received a noise complaint"

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

The feeling after doing laundry and having all your underwear in the drawer ready for anything.

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

Chinese food so salty I feel it in my feet.

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

Doordasher didn’t deliver my Popeyes mac and cheese with the rest of my order but that’s okay because I didn’t deserve it.

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

My stupid chud crinoid after we were arguing and I called it a plant.

[🍂pracklyy🪲 @Prackprack]

wait no come back please please don't go please come back #deepseatwt

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

I just finished my taxes. I owe $4,300 to Somalia and $5,700 to Israel.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[No. 1 red wing blackbird fan🌾 @prairiesmoke414]

Under my dictatorship, everyone will know the difference between invasive plants and their regionally native plant species

[dan.deg @therealdagathan]

Ever deglaze a stainless steel pan? Believe it or not, add some broth and it just happens.

[Jacob @koulrophilia]

I wish I was this brave

[: @_dxllz7]

How it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts