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Comfort is the enemy of achievement!

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇪🇸 @xxfw1da]

Look at this beautiful stats 😭😭😭😭

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇪🇸 @xxfw1da]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s career is so great but just too stupid in front of Messi’s career.

• Ronaldo has the most career goals, but Messi has won more Golden Boots.
• Ronaldo has played more matches, but Messi has more Man of the Match awards.
• Ronaldo has more Ballon d’Or nominations, but Messi has more Ballon d’Or wins.
• Ronaldo has played more seasons, but Messi has won more trophies than any player in football history.
• Ronaldo has more international goals, but Messi has won more international Best Player awards.
• Ronaldo has more international appearances, but Messi has won more major international trophies.

It’s just so crazy that Ronaldo will forever regret playing in the same era with Messi.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

World Cup.

2006- Debut; Let's go.

2010- Winning will be an amazing feeling.

2014- An ultimate dream to win it.

2018- It's a dream.

2022- The biggest and most ambitious dream.

2025/26- Winning the World Cup is not a dream; I am back. Euro has the same dimension as the World Cup.

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

Men love deciding to never talk to you again and actually do it for real 😂

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

Chowdeck is asking me to prove I’m human.
shey robot dey chop eba ?

[back in the wilderness @theboyzoom]

The salt no even touch some they just wan feel among

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

😭💔

[Chompy @lukestanley03]

Antoine Semenyo has won as much in a City shirt as Bruno in a United shirt.

[Prema 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Prema_Chinweze]

“If Bruno was in Man City”, if “Bruno was in 2008 Man U”
Shey Crystal Palace wey just win trophy now get players pass Bruno??

The chances of you seeing a dog named Bruno on your street as a Nigerian is higher than the chances of Bruno winning 5 games in a row, but una get audacity compare am to KDB😂

[EliteFootyHub 💙 @12welvez]

While I don’t agree with every tantrum our legends throw at our players, going through the timeline shows most football Twitter accounts only started watching football recently.

Comparing Bruno’s influence to players who actually won major trophies for this club isn’t just crazy it proves you know nothing about football…

With Bruno, Manchester United have won just one FA Cup and one Carabao Cup… while finishing in our worst positions in club history. And don’t say it’s because of bad players... Manchi played alongside Degea, Pogba, Mata, Cavani, Ronaldo, Martial,Greenwood, Rashford, Shaw, Varane, Maguire, McTominay and many more at the top level…. We called them the problem… Those same “problem” players left the club and went on to win major trophies elsewhere...

Meanwhile, the one who “isn’t the problem” lost back-to-back Europa League finals with terrible performances in both finale.

Stat-wise Bruno is Elite, but football is beyond numbers... So far he has done nothing special for Manchester United…. He deserves the criticism no one is beyond it…. Even Messi and Ronaldo still get it till date…

If anyone says Bruno needs to win major trophies to be regarded as one of the best in Manchester United’s history, they are 100% right...

[RL @RL_Comps]

Not sure why United fans keep flooding my mentions with "rOy kEaNe misQuote HIm, hE is a liAr", "BrOono iS nOt SeLfiSh".

Here's Bruno Fernandes gloating about a penalty he scored.… in a match he lost 6–1 at Old Trafford:

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Pep's Man City finished above Man United in each of the 10 Premier League season he managed at the club 😮

[Kev @MCIKevn]

Rico Lewis doesn’t even brag like this

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

6 years at Manchester United and people can’t even name one truly iconic Bruno Fernandes moment.

3 managers sacked since he arrived.
The only trophies he has won came under Erik ten Hag, the same manager some of them mocked.

Maguire was disrespected and forced to hand him the captain’s armband. Manchester United made him one of their highest-paid players, gave him the keys, gave him the armband, gave him the spotlight and still, there’s no significant achievement for the club.

Now the first time United are picking up a little, thanks to Michael Carrick’s influence, he’s making the noise about breaking an assist record.

That’s exactly what Roy Keane is talking about. At a club like Manchester United, team success should always come before personal stats.

Players caring more about individual records than trophies is becoming embarrassing. Maybe that’s the Portugal influence he picked up from Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Gemmy @gemutlich111]

No Team in the Premier League can recreate this 🥶

[Mod @CFCMods]

This is the CV of a 31 year old veteran that a certain fanbase are trying to put on the same table as Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne 😭

[Sam @xSamAFC]

This club standard is in the gutter this is like arsenal players celebrating raya golden gloves 😭

[🇦🇷☣️ @BaldeWaves]

That's cute

[Olajide @_Olajide_1]

That Seriki guy has the same number of trophies Bruno took 6 years to win at United 😭