therealdavid

The life of an actor between LA to Tel-Aviv

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You know what? twitter is fuckin boring!

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what a night - too much sex, too many drugs, not enough money...

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Honeybees can get hooked on cocaine - http://cli.gs/G79yrg - can't blame them...

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Victoria sent her best regards to all her fans in the tweeterverse (from cool GOLD in Milan). David stood us up...

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My mission for tonight - convince one of the Beckhams to tweet! plan a - manipulate David. plan b - seduce Victoria. wish me luck!

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In Milan. going to the DG party. Victoria is supposed to be there and even better - her hot friend Julie who is my goal for tonight!

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@THE_REAL_SHAQ is really @kathleenhessert

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Wow...this was a hell of a day. This new Apple commercial will be the best. I think it's 1st time they use a hot babe in their videos!

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shooting the new Apple commercial. going to be a blast!

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Michael Arrington pimping soft porn on tech crunch -
http://cli.gs/Hj861M (Yahooooo!)

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I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

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to tweet or not to tweet? is the twitter universe listening to me? otherwise i don't tweexist...

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had early morning commercial shootings with Penelope Cruz.. she is a snobe! so i give you her in a baiding suit - http://cli.gs/amDGhT

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The guy who turned down 10% of Apple for $10k. pretty sad...http://cli.gs/uB5s27

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My italian friend just sent me this - a lion hugging humans...http://cli.gs/b5jqG5

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and the original - http://cli.gs/gZJYe3 - which one is better? humans are a self destructive beast...

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my fav song at the moment - http://cli.gs/ngy5DZ YOUDOITTOYOURSELF!

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@bobbibillard I thought u said u ain't a natural born blonde ;)

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I think I saw her. in Malibu. the 100% perfect girl - http://cli.gs/pWypWy

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revenge plan executed perfectly! thank god for making me irresistible for american women :) too much alcohol,drugs&sex! need to rest a bit