Dawson Church

Yes, this is the real Dawson

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Don’t miss @UnmannedCanada’s national drone industry conference and trade show. Join us at #UC18Vancouver: Innovating Canada by Air, Land & Sea. Visit:https://t.co/juzOkeMrio #droneLaws #UAVregulations #BVLOS

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Connect with #TransportCanada and 40 other presenters at @UnmannedCanada’s national conference #UC18Vancouver: Innovating Canada by Air, Land & Sea. Learn more at https://t.co/raPL4qGICk #droneLaws #UAVregulations #BVLOS

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

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[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

@Portishead1978 @FOXTV @CNN @nbc @ABC An airplane goes missing and gets weeks worth of coverage. Companies literally bribing countries? nada

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Why can't I find any coverage by the major news organizations covering the Unaoil corruption scandal? @FOXTV @CNN @nbc @abc #Unaoil

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

A Haiku I made:

to save refugees
post about it on Facebook
hooray, you saved them!

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

I cannot, for the life of me, find an adult size heely. I never asked to grow up

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

These days, I only check my Facebook feed to remind myself why I hate you all.

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Shoot for the moon: Even if you miss you'll land among the stars... in the cold dead vacuum of space.

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Well looks like I'm back to being single. Try to control yourselves ladies...

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Thank god life isn't fair. Imagine if every bad thing in your life happened because you deserved it.

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Does anyone know how long it takes the adult points you get from voting to reach you in the mail?

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

@ryanxdavis He Smart, He loyal

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Two weeks until the election and so far all of the political parties are doing an equally good job of making me not want to vote for them.

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

In my experience, guys automatically like each other until they have a reason not to. With girls it's often the other way around.

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Alcoholism? More like alcoholawesome, am I right guys?... Guys?

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

I' actually getting a little worried that people are starting to take Donald Trump seriously as a presidential canidate

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

Australia has gone through 3 prime ministers in 2 yrs 3 months. That's a worse record than defense against the dark arts teacher at hogwarts

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

@_petacow My ballot has been decided https://t.co/kb49v50aB4

[Dawson Church @TheRealDawsonC]

I wish people would randomly offer me drugs as often as they said they would back in elementary school. #JustSayYes