Undeserved Good Guy Rap:
Lloyd Christmas
- Traded a dead bird to a blind kid for extra cash
- Triple stamped a double stamp
- Put rat poison in Joe’s burger and killed him
- Sold Harry’s custom van for a moped
- Stole Fraida Felcher from Harry
- Had extra gloves on the entire time while Harry froze
- Poured an entire bottle of Turbo Lax into Harry’s tea
- Desperately wanted to make love to a school boy
“You play lacrosse to say thank you to the Creator for providing the hickory trees, for the grass, for the sun, for the soil”
– Alf Jacques (via @seankirst, 2016)
nothing is worse than having coworkers who do extra work off the clock, or don’t take all their legally mandated breaks. if you do this shit, you are contributing to a workplace culture where worker exploitation becomes an expectation.