Infinite Jestermaxxing

On stolen land, everyone has a חלק

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Brining this gem back since it's Upfronts szn

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Oh you're going to Upfronts? That's cool, I'm with your mom giving her Backshots.

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Hating Steely Dan is the most Spiritually Israeli thing that anyone could do

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"Artemis 2 astronauts pose for epic selfie!"

Guys what are we doing here?

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem but it's with George R. R. Martin and he still doesn't write The Winds of Winter

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Recently watched Marty Supreme and about to play beer pong...things are about to get serious at this random midtown bar

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Angel: perhaps it's time to end this war and bring peace on Earth?

God: animated stranger things show

Angel: kill yourself

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Lebron B. James could never

[CNN @CNN]

Michael B. Jordan has won the Oscar for best actor in a leading role.

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Hillary Clinton: goy this goy that, maybe you should all be goy-ing to the polls!

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I love her music!

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Lent? Yeah I lent you $30 last month, venmo me that shit bro

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My Con Edison bill is ready? Um yeah, it can wait.

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@nbcsnl sketch idea: Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

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@TrojanCondoms should have an end of the year wrapped like Spotify

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They should call the YU Sforim Sale the "Artscrollastic Book Fair"

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If Santa can take time out of his busy schedule to come down to NYC for a parade, you can take that Q4 vacation

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Why'd I get a literal amber alert from @DoorDash?

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Who's going to the anti-Teams "No Pings" march tomorrow?

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HaMelech Ba L Train

[aidan @expiredloop]

just saw a guy pray before eating his sandwich on the L train. god isn’t down here bro

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@taylorswift13's engagement heralds an early end to summer and the beginning of a long autumn. Rejoice!