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[AJ Punk 🇨🇦 @SilentSnow89]

@TheCharlesDowns Canada sends firefighters to the US every time you have a major wildfire.

Perhaps you could do the same instead of bitching about the smoke?

Or do your planes only drop bombs?

[Musfara Ai @MusfaraAi]

I STILL REMEMBER WHAT MY FATHER SAID: "If you need vacations to enjoy your life, you've built it wrong."
Here are 20 habits that make your life feel good on a normal day:
1. Wake up 30 minutes early and sit with coffee watching the sky change color

[Not A Commie @BIG_PARMENIDES]

Vacations are for poor people.

Especially cruises and resorts.

Poor poor poor poor poor.

People will literally go into debt to get drunk on some godforsaken island or aboard a floating Wal-Mart and it’s the clowniest behavior imaginable.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

I hate when coworkers ask about my weekend plans. Like, hello?? My plans are to forget I have a job and get away from all of you, tf

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The head of the canine mafia.

[237 @Kumbablood]

@DailyLoud

[De’great @heismikel1]

Me: “cums in the ocean”

20 years later in front of my door

[Kevin Dahlstrom @Camp4]

One of my contrarian takes:

Society peaked in the 80s, and it’s been in slow decline ever since.

It was the last era of widespread optimism. You can feel it in the music and movies.

“Excess meets innocence.”

The 80s also mark the end of the analog world—local economies, in-person everything, and a certain forced simplicity.

Malls, movie theaters, magazines, and BMX.

Then, beginning in the 90s, came the tidal wave of tech:

Mobile phones
The internet
Social media
AI

All incredible innovations, with lots of positives. But on the whole I think they’re *net negatives* for society.

We replaced a finite, real-world experience with an infinite, digital one.

Infinite information. Infinite comparison. Infinite distraction.

Human’s aren’t wired for that, and you can see the consequences all around us.

[Ron Christensen 😁🌻🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @RonChrist1954]

Alberta Separatists.

[Daniel Prinsloo @Daniel7Prinsloo]

Netanyahu's latest video this time "Zombie Edition" 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂

[Sahel Revolutionary Soldier @cecild84]

Kuwait honors this hero who accidentally shot down 3 American fighter jets 🇺🇸🥹😅.

Kuwait is quite an interesting nation.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Companies would rather lose a good employee than fix their toxic management team.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Listen carefully

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo Keep your private life to yourself.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

lol…. I’m done .. 😝

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

YES DONALD, PLEASE DO A SERIOUS REVIEW OF THIS. I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE VOTED AFTER BEING REVIVED WITH A COVID VACCINE. THEIR BALLOTS WERE THEN BLOWN BY WINDMILLS INTO THE HANDS OF MEXICAN ANTIFA WHO PASSED THEM TO A TEAM OF TRANS PIGEONS WHO FLEW THEM TO THE BALLOT BOX. TRUE STORY.

[𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔴 @cowboycasanova]

@GregAbbott_TX sit the fuck down… oh wait a minute

[JRPG Tolkien 🦅 @BigLarry138]

@charliekirk11 Where have you been? They’ve been passing your girl around like a blunt

[Michael @mikethenavyguy]

Nazis killed the socialists. How many times do you need it pointed out that they were fascists? They also killed the communists. FFS @CPC_HQ is there no one in your party that studied history?
This isn't the first time he's said this.
#cdnpoli