Dick Pump

If @realDonaldTrump is the Real Donald Trump, then it follows that I am the Real Dick Pump. I like big GUNS and I cannot lie!

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@FIFAWorldCup fucking losers. Fucking faggot corrupt ass ref red cards USMNT because the litttle bitch BH opponent twisted her fragile little ankle. What an embarrassment to the sport

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@BurtonsGrill you lost out on a $200+ order b/c neither DoorDash nor your website would let me checkout with a Cajun Shrimp Pasta in my cart and then when I called to put in my order, the hostess couldn’t find the Green Beans as a side for the Short Rib Grilled Cheese 🤦‍♂️

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@NASA when are you going to acknowledge and publicly apologize for your unforgivably craptastic live video stream of the Artemis II launch? Panning to the folks on the bleachers at the exact moment the solid rocket boosters were jettisoned is inexplicable! What happened?

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@TheOfficial1984 Hey retard, stop being a soft little bitch and answer everyone's question: why the fuck are you using 364 days in your retarded calculation?

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@LauraLoomer Your stupidity knows no bounds and has no shame 💪I absolutely love it! More please!!!

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@RyderBarNChill @InsaneReality Wow you’re fucking retarded

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@GorillaGlue Aww, sorry to hear that :(

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@GorillaGlue did you discontinue your heavy duty 2.83" WIDE package tape?

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@MicrosoftLoop How bout you update checklists and make them printable again?

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@MicrosoftLoop fuck you you piece of shit. Needed to print off a checklist for a meeting today. Fuck the developer who made it impossible to uncollapse sections

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@SenSchumer Fucking concede you piece of shit. The smart move was to let MAGA see their premiums go up so they would know who to blame come voting time. You have no leverage. This fucking shutdown is on you and I will never vote blue again you fucking loser.

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@todoist your latest updates have totally fucked rescheduling of overdue tasks. Now If I select several overdue tasks that have different due times set, rescheduling them to "Today" now changes the times on ALL tasks to the the time of the task due soonest. WTF.

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@PPN1776 I can't imagine what life must be like for you being this fucking retarded.

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@amyklobuchar Wow, you’re stupid.. you just have to get your daily fix of virtue signaling in, don’t you? But good job doing your part alienating the vast majority of moderate to left-leaning normal people, who see this post, and are just like, WTF? But you just don’t get it do you?

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@LeadingReport Wow, celebrating plus size grossness. ‘Murica!

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@vinayp10 Go back to Australia!

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@DarkPsychForMen LOL!!! this garbage is straight out of the Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) aka Andrew “Taint” as in Andrew “Taint-Smashing-Tiny-Dick-and-Balls-Gooch-Licking-Lover” handbook teaching incels how to experience explosive orgasms by jerking off with their non-dominate pinky fingers 😂

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@Synology I am done w/ you fucking cheapskate motherfuckers. Removing features w/ every software update - after we pay out the ass for what used to be awesome brand rep. Guess what, your brand rep has become synonymous with ass fuck. Fuck you. @QNAP_nas, here I come.

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@wada_ama lol you guys are so pathetic. Zero self-awareness of your cringeworthy public image ��

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@RyanWaltersSupt You’re a f’ing narcissistic lunatic.