Nik Phillips

I don't have enough records but I have 1 too many tumours!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

Back to work tomorrow. Spose I’d better sober up!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@raymcfarlane 😂 😂 😂

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Well that’s a festive record. Got up at 1pm! Two nights on the trot with great sleep. Amazing!!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

Today’s mission. Venture out into the T4 wilderness to get some supplies. However if it’s busy I’m back home and opening another bottle of ghost ship instead!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

Am I just unlucky or have Terry’s chocolate oranges disappeared. Can’t find one anywhere!! #terryschocolateorange #bloody2020

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@dj_letsgodisco I’ve been fairly light on the booze so far. Think it may be time to put that right!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

I foresee drinking too much today. All the stars are aligned!!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

I know it’s really sad. But my most exciting Christmas present was a head torch that my wife got me. Going to fire up the outdoor wood burner to cook outside this week just so I can use it. As I said. Sad!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@MumbrianSpinner That is amazing. I’ve even worked in the wine trade and never came across one of those. Fantastic!! (This pipe that is not the dog!)

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@F1 Please get back to drivers with talent, a passion for the sport and class! #WeSayNoToMazepin

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@JaguarWorldMag I so miss that car. At least I get to still see it in #jaguarworld What a beauty. Great shots as always. 👍

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@GeorgeRussell63 Just brilliant.

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@Ruben34898869 so happy for you guys. You all deserve it. Keep up with your artwork. I can see a great future for you. All the best. 👍👍

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@CushionCrisis @MrNickKnowles I was in buckets. You guys did a fantastic job. Well done. And thank you.

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@MrNickKnowles Why do you always do it to me. I’m a 51 year old big arse hairy bloke but I’m in floods of tears. Thank you @DIYSOS for doing what you do.

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@badly_drawn_boy @nadinebh_ Dick splash and the plonkers!

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@arron_crascall Don’t go out in the sun with butter on your head!!!!

[Brackley Town FC @BrackleyTownFC]

Can we get to 14,000 followers by the next round?? #wearebrackley #EmiratesFACup

[Nik Phillips @therealdjnik]

@PaddyMcGuinness @harrismonkey Sorry @PaddyMcGuinness but it was the best bit of the show. Narrowly beating your epic victory in the quarry or course.