Juan “El Guru” Garcia 🔮

The Fantasy Guru 👳🏽‍♂️ | Senior Fantasy Football Analyst @TheDynastyDudes 🎙🏈 | Host of El Guru’s Fantasy Fortune 🔮

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@TheFFBallers Am I the only one who thinks this isn’t even close? Jameson will win at least 6 weeks for you if you drafted him 🙏🏽

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@EsteemedOutlaw The jaxon smith Njigaboos
Let bijans be bijans

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@FootbaIl_Tweets You probably shouldn’t taunt the opponent if you don’t have your pads and helmet on 🤣🥴

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@grantcohn

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@LTBlackNiners Dante Pettis was SUPER DISAPPOINTING…

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@grantcohn @Ad49Ers He’s won 74% of the games he started and took the Niners to a Super Bowl. What have you done since 2019 other than jump on Mac Jones nuts? @grantcohn

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@cq_heartbreak @akaDafni @JackHammer_NFL @grantcohn To assume that a rookie is going to come in and start by week 1 over the QB who has been there a couple of years and took the team to the super bowl is laughable. Why can’t y’all just wait until Kyle says he’s ready or if jimmy G gets hurt. R-E-L-A-X

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@MagicMikeFF @HotlineFantasy @ChalkLeagues Yikes! Hopefully those are high picks next year. Deebo himself probably worth 1st and 2nd alone rn 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@NinersNation

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@jasoneg33 H Bomb: Remember when you tried to fuck my side chick?

TWood:

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@DFF_Adam @RyanMc23 @DLFootball

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@FF_Tycoon

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@Coach_Yac Seahawks fans like 👀🔥🔥🔥

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@jmthrivept Seahawks fans like …

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@Broncos @PatSurtainll Xbox right now 👀😂

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@scary_monstrs @FFpolltsunami @MyFantasyLeague @FFA_Meng @notJDaigle @DFF_sjonathan02 @JetPackGalileo @NFLDraftTalker @DHH_Skinman @JerrySinDWZ @spoony____ @ElvinRyan_FF @DynastyFF_KyleM @FFHurcules @SuperFlexDude @FF_Flavortown @Kyle_FFRecon @TripleThreat_FF @Ciga_FF @DynoGameTheory Mostert and Wilson are free agents in 2022. Sermon will be a monster in that Kyle shanahan running game fairly soon. I’ll take a top 10 RB over a top 5 TE most of the time. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@meatIey @philkid3 @flatuselatus @hole_oops @MWhipple4 @AmonsJasa @Mobydawuf @McSpaddenTweets @HTownHookem @dave_player @_GaryVR @charleswj81 @emilyofroses Cmon fam, that’s obviously called Ramiel. Ratio is the act of orally pleasing the male genitalia

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@aburnshoops Mixon and Chubbs?

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@PatMcAfeeShow “Ya mommas coochie look like Arby’s meat sandwich”
*fight commences*

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